Biggest biggest sexual frustrations/turnoffs?

junglequeen · #1 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

besides never finishing.....

1. purple nurpling
2. screaming out my mothers name
3. any sort of animal noises (sorry but Old Mc Donalds farm doesnt quite do it for me)
4. pulling out my earrings and body jewlerry with your teeth (this just annoys me - what the hell is wrong with you?)
5. naming your member/private parts - especially things like Mr._, Little_ etc

Silver Tongue · #2 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

Fresh breath is a must

KMak · #3 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

i hate fricken hickies...like why do people suck on necks

.anya · #4 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

^hahaha mm obviously you haven't found someone who does it well ;)

sidekick · #5 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

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Originally Posted by KMak

i hate fricken hickies...like why do people suck on necks

I hate them too! The only thing i can think of when someone is trying to give me a hickey is: "Fuuuuck i'm going to have to wear turtle necks for a week now".

Hickey's on the tummy are fine with me.

KMak · #6 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

yeah thats what i feel liek too, u know they are doing it but its hard to like move away haha

sidekick · #7 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

^that's why i always carry bear spray repellent on me at all times. very handy.

KMak · #8 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

lol to fend off everyone...obviously because everyone wants jake

sidekick · #9 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

exactly^

now you're getting it kevin.

ebbomega · #10 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

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Originally Posted by Sidekick

I hate them too! The only thing i can think of when someone is trying to give me a hickey is: "Fuuuuck i'm going to have to wear turtle necks for a week now".

Hickey's on the tummy are fine with me.

That's why you put them on portions of the body not normally visible with clothes on.

rav3r gurl · #11 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

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Originally Posted by KMak

i hate fricken hickies...like why do people suck on necks

agreed. anytime someone gets near my neck, and i get the feeling they're oging in for to kill, i wiggle away and bitch. sad, i know, but hickies are tacky. again, agreed with stomach hickies being fine, though

sidekick · #12 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

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Originally Posted by ebbomega

That's why you put them on portions of the body not normally visible with clothes on.

that's why i said the tummy is good :)

jib monkey · #13 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

well if the person is so set on sucking on something well i simply direct her south hehe ;)

junglequeen · #14 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

hickies are okay - a million position changes are not!
:052:
I HATE BAD SEX!! (therefor I hate all sex!)

sidekick · #15 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

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Originally Posted by jib monkey

well if the person is so set on sucking on something well i simply direct her south hehe ;)

the toes? I don't get it Teddy.

:P

*spacecase* · #16 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

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Originally Posted by junglequeen

I HATE BAD SEX!! (therefor I hate all sex!)

if all of your sex is bad, thats really shitty...

yes, some sex is crappy, but not ALL sex is bad.

junglequeen · #17 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

Yes I have bad luck with it - so now Im on sex strike.

No more wooly bush men or women (barf - we all need a little upkeep -or at least a shower)
-or people who ask over and over - "do you like that? do you like my big hard cock?" (in all honesty - your not that big and really not the hard so my answer is a resounding NO!!!)
-or people who let their dogs sit in the room (ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!)
-or people who have beds on wheels (scary scary scary)

mapleleaf4ever · #18 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

Yeh... the whole Pet thing is kinda unnerving when there's Fido staring at you menacingly at the end of the bed. Kind of a mood spoiler.

cheebus420 · #19 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

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Originally Posted by Sidekick

the toes? I don't get it Teddy.

:P

the penis, or male phallus...

"Do you enjoy sex Mr.Lebowski?"
"You mean coitous?"

sidekick · #20 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

^^
"Just the word itself makes some men uncomfortable......vagina"

I fuckin' love that movie.

junglequeen · #21 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

eww Ive got another one
people who smell your underpants
or call them panties
.....that word gives me creepy shivers down my spine

wow I must only get with complete wackos - my own stories are weirding me out

Jingles · #22 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

a man who wants to please is a turn on - but a man who can't seem to do anything without asking is a turn off
'What should I do next?'

FOR FUCK SAKES ITS SEX -- stop stopping and asking - what next?

shorerider · #23 (**permalink**) May 13, 04

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Originally Posted by Jingles

'What should I do next?'

FOR FUCK SAKES ITS SEX -- stop stopping and asking - what next?

Before I get to that stage I start sticking fingers in places that they don't belong. the response can go either way...

Kelster · #24 (**permalink**) May 13, 04

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Originally Posted by Jingles

a man who wants to please is a turn on - but a man who can't seem to do anything without asking is a turn off
'What should I do next?'

FOR FUCK SAKES ITS SEX -- stop stopping and asking - what next?

hah..ahaha!

neoh · #25 (**permalink**) May 13, 04

"I'm on the rag."