Pre-Booty Call Agreement

[Kraig]

I have posted this before, but it is timeless and has me laughing my ass off every time I read it!

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PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT
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This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement" is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2003, by_______________________, between ____________and______________.

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THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have **** to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" **** - only sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.
8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just **** buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed, and go the **** home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.
18. NO condoms, NO ****ing. Carry your ass home.
19. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.
20. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.
21. If going to a hotel room, we either split the cost, or alternate who's paying....you pay this time, I pay next.
22. Don't bring any of your friends with you, unless they're gonna join the party.
* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:
The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.
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Participating Party

Signature_______________________________ ________

Date: ________________

Participating Party

Signature_______________________________ ________

[hardstylin]

holly fuck this is mint!!!

[PwInCeSs]

haha i remember getten that in an email
lol

[sNyx]

Kraig, didn't Akeel have you sign a bunch of these?

[Kraig]

Originally Posted by sNyx™

Kraig, didn't Akeel have you sign a bunch of these?

Snyx that was lame. If there was a lamo karma meter, I would give you lots.

[mapleleaf4ever]

Gonna have to print off one or two of those... lol

[krisamata]

Originally Posted by sNyx™

Kraig, didn't Akeel have you sign a bunch of these?

i thought akeel had you sign them.

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by krisamata

i thought akeel had you sign them.

Krisamata that was lame. If there was a lamo karma meter, I would give you lots.

[crackdragon]

lol...

[krisamata]

Originally Posted by sNyx™

Krisamata that was lame. If there was a lamo karma meter, I would give you lots.

hahahahahaha\


there should se be a lamo karma meter

hahahaha


hey when we going for a beer?

[spencer dawg s]

whoa something has never made soo much sense all at once!

[Goat]

I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.

i don't know about you, but i'd be pretty choked if someone left anything from their ass behind. period.

[trance4life]

lol thats funny

[BIGG_WYLL]

PROPS KRAIG.............you should be part of our NSA crew

NO STRINGS ATTACHED....makes life a whole lot easyer

[Akeel]

Originally Posted by sNyx™

Kraig, didn't Akeel have you sign a bunch of these?

i actually had kraig sign a non-disclosure agreement.

[dapimpstress]

werd to dat funny shit!! yeah hell yeah for da ladies who r playas...

[Bitchin]

*prints out some copies*

[Undecided]

holy crap you have writen the bible

[PokemonMasta]

cept its a lil outdated (year)

[heatherness]

Originally Posted by BIGG_WYLL

PROPS KRAIG.............you should be part of our NSA crew

NO STRINGS ATTACHED....makes life a whole lot easyer

how old r u 12?

NSA? hahaha.. that makes me laugh.



ps >> thats a pretty funny form thing.. hahaha

[Anjew]

[Kraig]

^^ Hahahahahahahaha... what the hell was that for Andrew?

[Mr.Wrong]

Originally Posted by Kraig

^^ Hahahahahahahaha... what the hell was that for Andrew?

does it matter?

[Undecided]

Originally Posted by Kraig

^^ Hahahahahahahaha... what the hell was that for Andrew?

I think it was just for the hell of it and good on ya thats all I can say

[Anjew]

2004 playmate of the year.
she's hot.