farting in bed

dr0pdeadfred · #1 (**permalink**) Sep 28, 04

this question ahs been on my mind for a while and i think its legit

your in the middle of goin at it when you realise u might have to let one go...

so do you just stop right in the middle and run to the bathroom (which could risk annoying her) stop and say you need to go to the bathroom and run (at least your asking) tell her your not feeling to well and ask to stop for a minute (and risk her gettin p.o'd and not gettin any the rest of the night) or do you just let it out and hope to god she doesnt notice...

im sure this could go for both guys and girls.... but since im a guy i used chicks are the opossite partner

this (or something similar i.e. heartburn,diarrhea or something you ate) must have happend to someone on here ...

Goat · #2 (**permalink**) Sep 29, 04

if it's that sensual special moment sex, no.
otherwise i'll pin her down, sit on her chest, and let 'er rip.

Oscar Da Grouc · #3 (**permalink**) Sep 29, 04

its funny..cuz i could actually see him doing that...

but ya, its a natural thing...thats why u have sex with music on, so they cant hear it....lol

decypher · #4 (**permalink**) Sep 29, 04

Learn to control your rectum.

lola_phyne · #5 (**permalink**) Sep 29, 04

DUTCH OVEN those mofukas!

BongMan · #6 (**permalink**) Sep 29, 04

best thread of the night by far

Im with Lola Dutch Oven

justin · #7 (**permalink**) Sep 29, 04

its a definite no no
however. you know you can truly be open around someone when you can fart around them

dr0pdeadfred · #8 (**permalink**) Sep 29, 04

so what would you do justin

BongMan · #9 (**permalink**) Sep 29, 04

he would smell the oven mmmmm

justin · #10 (**permalink**) Sep 30, 04

lol ew jeff!
i'd excuse myself saying i had to pee or something it was really bad/or if i wasnt THAT comfortable around the person yet

Kandyapple · #11 (**permalink**) Sep 30, 04

I say go for it. I mean if your going at it. And everything is getting all shaken up, then whatever. But try and make it little. Not some big rank one. lol although it's funking funny watching the other person freek. I usualy will let one go under the sheets, and giggle. But when it hits them, I just burst out laughing.

dr0pdeadfred · #12 (**permalink**) Sep 30, 04

ah thanx guys

it happened to me once and i let it go silently

a few seconds later she said she felt ill and said stop

Kandyapple · #13 (**permalink**) Oct 01, 04

lol what a wuss. Unless is was an sbd. But even then I would just laugh and push the person off of me. And laugh more, and call them a dirty pig. :p