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  #26 (permalink)  
Old Nov 30, 04
DESTROY EVERYTHING
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
hardstylin is just really nicehardstylin is just really nicehardstylin is just really nicehardstylin is just really nicehardstylin is just really nicehardstylin is just really nice
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  #27 (permalink)  
Old Nov 30, 04
TAKE me HOME
 
Join Date: May 2004
mystique is an unknown quantity at this point
awww poor max.
you should have made her kiss it better.
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  #28 (permalink)  
Old Nov 30, 04
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
dapimpstress is an unknown quantity at this point
that is SO CLASSIC. points for u because its sad too.. *giggle* sry to hear that man,but seriously how did u think scissors would HELP in that sitch? just curious....
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  #29 (permalink)  
Old Nov 30, 04
DESTROY EVERYTHING
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
hardstylin is just really nicehardstylin is just really nicehardstylin is just really nicehardstylin is just really nicehardstylin is just really nicehardstylin is just really nice
Quote:
Originally Posted by Goat
ps: blood isn't usually the lube of choice
ever pound a bitch on her rag :)
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  #30 (permalink)  
Old Nov 30, 04
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
dapimpstress is an unknown quantity at this point
^ ew...
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  #31 (permalink)  
Old Nov 30, 04
Love always finds a way
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Lil Jenna has a spectacular aura aboutLil Jenna has a spectacular aura aboutLil Jenna has a spectacular aura about
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Originally Posted by Goat
All i gotta say is, it seemed like a good idea at the time.


She tried pulling it off and nearly detached my penis. After that, I wasn't too keen on letting her help.

ps: blood isn't usually the lube of choice

It only takes 7-8 lbs of pressure to rip a guys penis off.
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  #32 (permalink)  
Old Nov 30, 04
_.-' Mizz TnA Unit '-._
 
Join Date: May 2002
sweet~kandy is an unknown quantity at this point
ummmm ouch!
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  #33 (permalink)  
Old Nov 30, 04
DESTROY EVERYTHING
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
hardstylin is just really nicehardstylin is just really nicehardstylin is just really nicehardstylin is just really nicehardstylin is just really nicehardstylin is just really nice
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Originally Posted by Lil Jenna
It only takes 7-8 lbs of pressure to rip a guys penis off.
thats a crazy little fact u got there!! i wonder who figured it out :(
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  #34 (permalink)  
Old Nov 30, 04
Love always finds a way
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Lil Jenna has a spectacular aura aboutLil Jenna has a spectacular aura aboutLil Jenna has a spectacular aura about
A friend of mine found it out in some health class or maybe it was a selfdefence class? I dont know.

BUt I dont think it would take that much to pull a guys dick off. Anyone wanna find out ??? jkjkjk *OUCH*
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  #35 (permalink)  
Old Nov 30, 04
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Originally Posted by Lil Jenna
It only takes 7-8 lbs of pressure to rip a guys penis off.
that IS a weird fact.. haha.. how odd.. yeah dude, like a dog could bite down and pull that hard... eep! freaky!
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  #36 (permalink)  
Old Nov 30, 04
The Man behind the scene!
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
G-Style is an unknown quantity at this point
Ok Enough Of The Ripping Penis's Off Talk!
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  #37 (permalink)  
Old Nov 30, 04
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Kraig is a jewel in the roughKraig is a jewel in the roughKraig is a jewel in the roughKraig is a jewel in the roughKraig is a jewel in the rough
This post went from wrong to WTF.
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  #38 (permalink)  
Old Nov 30, 04
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
dapimpstress is an unknown quantity at this point
^ hahahahahahaha... werd.
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  #39 (permalink)  
Old Nov 30, 04
Left Seat Lunatic
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
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YOWZERS! had a smiliar incident... drunken handjobs from long fingernailed girl = BADDDDDDDDD!

Hope it heals quick bud!
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  #40 (permalink)  
Old Nov 30, 04
newbie
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
tweak is an unknown quantity at this point
ouch

o my, thats more than a tad tragic my darling
im quite sorry to hear

get well soon?
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  #41 (permalink)  
Old Nov 30, 04
[RooЯ]pure glass
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Hot Karl is an unknown quantity at this point
now max has an excuse to find some aloe based lube.

goat, you are one crazy bastard. keep it up.
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  #42 (permalink)  
Old Nov 30, 04
spot of tea anyone?
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
·•€£€M€N†§•· is an unknown quantity at this point
dear god....u have fucking issues
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  #43 (permalink)  
Old Nov 30, 04
The Great Satan Of Funk
 
Join Date: May 2004
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ahhhhh...

country's fucked mate...stay on the bus...
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  #44 (permalink)  
Old Dec 01, 04
Registered User
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Goat has a spectacular aura aboutGoat has a spectacular aura about
Quote:
ever pound a bitch on her rag
ya, but it's different when it's their blood.
Quote:
dear god....u have fucking issues
you're fat, shut it.
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  #45 (permalink)  
Old Dec 01, 04
DESTROY EVERYTHING
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
hardstylin is just really nicehardstylin is just really nicehardstylin is just really nicehardstylin is just really nicehardstylin is just really nicehardstylin is just really nice
^^^^ hahaha for sure.
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  #46 (permalink)  
Old Dec 01, 04
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Originally Posted by ·•€£€M€Nâ€*§•·
dear god....u have fucking issues
yeah they are called drunk times...... i love to get drunk so i dont have to think and i just "do"...... and this is one of those times

OMG it seriously make me laugh so hard each time i read it, so funny, but scary because god only remember what kinda fucked up shit i think of when im drunk..
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