true story

wum · #1 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 05

So I was at my friends house last night eating dinner with them. My friends mom is single and was recently divorced. Well anyhow, We finish eating dinner and decide to watch a movie. Of course friends mom asks if she can watch the movie too, so were like sure why not. Half way through the movie my friend goes to the bathroom. As he was in the bathroom me and his mom are alone in the room, She walks up to me and asks if i have a girlfriend right now, i say yes, she says i see, but why just one?

She starts looking at me like

. im like

. She sits on my lap and asks if i would like to hang out with her sometime. I say "uhh". She gets off my lap in the nick of time. My friend walks in and all is good.

so i was a bit buzzed from a few beers, but is this shit normal?

Mr.Dave · #2 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 05

Milf?

wum · #3 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 05

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Originally Posted by Mr.Dave

Milf?

affirmative

Mr.Dave · #4 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 05

Time to start calling your friend "son."

miss.myra · #5 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 05

did it move?

mikey · #6 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 05

Hit it, Most defenatly...

It's basically bragging rights.

hardstylin · #7 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 05

dude if you have the chance to pound ur friends mom TAKE IT!!!!

.muffy. · #8 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 05

.hit.it.

hardstylin · #9 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 05

ya dude you have to man the fuck up, the milf pound would be something else, just let her take ur ass to school.

Gusto · #10 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 05

i can't believe you're posting on the internet when you could be doing your friends mom.

Dr. Doom · #11 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 05

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Originally Posted by Mr.Dave

Time to start calling your friend "son."

bwhahahah

HIT IT.

Ragga_Wh0re · #12 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 05

...i thought god fearing god fearers didnt beleive in pre marital sex?

having impure thoughts about your friends mother is a sin,YOURE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL HEATHEN!!!!!

galaxie · #13 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 05

Everyone is overlooking the fact that HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND!

HELL NO DO NOT DO ANYTHING!!

jeebus.

Now if he didn't have a gf, he could go right ahead!

wum · #14 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 05

Quote:

Originally Posted by miss.myra

did it move?

did what move?

Quote:

Originally Posted by hardstylin

ya dude you have to man the fuck up, the milf pound would be something else, just let her take ur ass to school.

haha, my bro's like: Just be like an inexperienced and nervous young man. She will take the initiative and you will not have to do anything. Then, when she asks "What do you want?", don't forget to reply "Well, this is may be a little embarrassing, but I've heard of something called Ass to Mouth."

hardstylin · #15 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 05

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Originally Posted by galaxie

Everyone is overlooking the fact that HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND!

HELL NO DO NOT DO ANYTHING!!

jeebus.

Now if he didn't have a gf, he could go right ahead!

The lady is absolutly right here, be a gentlemen about it and tell ur GF you need a break.

Cdn_Brdr · #16 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 05

Hahahaha...I bet all your attitudes would change if it were your Mom's he was talking about!!!!

Gusto · #17 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 05

hahaha, yeah well duh.

miss.myra · #18 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 05

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Originally Posted by wum

did what move?

Your member, Mr. Wumbles

(can I call you Mr. Wumbles?)

wum · #19 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 05

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Originally Posted by miss.myra

Your member, Mr. Wumbles

(can I call you Mr. Wumbles?)

yes it did

she knew what she was doing

djmarkpaul · #20 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 05

Dude such an oppurtunity comes once in a blue moon. Did you tell her you had a gf just to save being jumped that moment? Cause if you really do, cheating is lame, thinking about it is bad enough. If you said that just to get out of a sticky situation, I say, go over to the house when only his mom is home, and take care of business, she probably really urgently needs it. Post a pic!

galaxie · #21 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 05

If I were your gf...I would hate you!

Silverwinged · #22 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 05

"You must spread some Karma around before giving it to galaxie again."

wum · #23 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 05

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Originally Posted by galaxie

If I were your gf...I would hate you!

lol, take it easy. i'm not gonna actually do my friend's mom. it's just cool that she wants to

wum · #24 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 05

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Originally Posted by djmarkpaul

Dude such an oppurtunity comes once in a blue moon. Did you tell her you had a gf just to save being jumped that moment? Cause if you really do, cheating is lame, thinking about it is bad enough. If you said that just to get out of a sticky situation, I say, go over to the house when only his mom is home, and take care of business, she probably really urgently needs it. Post a pic!

i told her honestly because i thought it was an innocent question until she started grinding into my crotch

but i won't. the misses wouldn't like that.

PwInCeSs · #25 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 05

Quote:

Originally Posted by galaxie

Everyone is overlooking the fact that HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND!

HELL NO DO NOT DO ANYTHING!!

jeebus.

Now if he didn't have a gf, he could go right ahead!

my thoughts exactly