Wtf

[b0ld]

http://www.canada.com/vancouver/stor...7-bb92efecf8af

[Goodfellow]

sounds like he has been beat over the head with 1 too many dildos.

[BrownThug]

heheheh

[Bitchin]

hahahaha.

you never know with ppl these days.

[mapleleaf4ever]

I'm hoping they were presents for his Girlfriend.

[MissBehavior]

"The clerk clearly witnessed the male fumbling and stuffing three expensive battery operated male appendages in his clothing and decided to intercept this shoplifter," the RCMP said in a news release on Friday.

How the FUCK do you report something like that?

"Hi, police? Yeah, I work at XXXMart, and I just saw a guy steal some BOB's."

Can you imagine being the operator fielding that call?!?!

[sNyx]

title your topics better then 'wtf'
this was a waste of my time :n:

[Miss T]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

I'm hoping they were presents for his Girlfriend.

for some reason, i don't think they were. haha.

[Dean]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this is the most hilarious thing i've ever read

[NeVeRLooKBacK]

just out of curiosity... how did you find this story?

[sidekick]

hehe. "battery operated male appendages"

just say GIANT ELECTRIC DILDO.

i love how the news tries to make everything sound so clean and sterile.

[Sniper]

That is too sad for words!!!!

[dabbler]

Originally Posted by sNyx™

title your topics better then 'wtf'
this was a waste of my time :n:

agreed