"I'm cumming" > "No you're not!"

[Goat]

Something that would be incredibly funny but mean spirited to do to your partner:
Whisper something saucy into her ear and get the oven going. Let things get hot, lukewarm will do, and start going at it like the neighbours german shephards. All good loving be similar to that, german and militant.
Wait for her, yes, wait for her to start coming.
It should go something like this, "UNGHHHHH"
Then, just as her lovebox starts to contract around your throbbing meat spear, punch her really hard in the spine or kidney.

It'd be funny. Yes/No/Thoughts?

[Hot Karl]

i've missed your posts.

[Quin600]

Not my style, but funny nontheless.

Hey Max.

[MC Hammered]

It would be amusing but I don't think you would have the guts to have her give you a blowjob afterwards.

How you been Max?

[Goat]

Living it up, thanks for asking man.
Which do you think she'd be experiencing more though, toe curling tears of joy orgasm or mammoth blow to the kidney/spine?

[MC Hammered]

Well.. if you time the punch just right when she is spasming and rushing off of the endorpin release I bet you could make her climax and just pass out from the added stimulus.

[Hot Karl]

you don't wanna rock her body so bad to the point where she pisses her self.

oh wait, maybe ya do.

[Goat]

I don't want her to shit or piss on my dick, just inflinct near paralyzing trauma without severely damaging her physically or mentally, to witness the look on her face.
That shouldn't be too much to ask.

[mapleleaf4ever]

heh heh Do it and get back to us with your findings. Hey man!

[Only_Glory]

its funny cause i think it would completely fuck her up. tell me how it goes first before i try it out.

[diesskei]

and take a polaroid of the facial expression. Hell, everyone can take pictures and then compare who has the best!

[kozmo_jr]

Not cool dude, Funny but soo not cool!

[Erin]

Hi Max!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LeeBrat]

Originally Posted by kozmo_jr

Not cool dude, Funny but soo not cool!

haha,...i find it so very amusing and comical , but i donno if it would go over well in real life. haha...

[Crazy Dave]

It would be more funny if your dick was in her ass.

[mystique]

good lord Max

[Candy-Kid]

hahahah !!

[MistressSpankME]

You wouldn't have a midsection left if you tried that with me.

Then again, depending on how orgasmic the girl was, maybe it would just neutralize itself out? You'd still get your ass kicked afterwards, unless the pain only mde it better...

[Crazy Dave]

Originally Posted by MistressSpankME

unless the pain only made it better...

Pain always makes it better. If it does not hurt it's not true love.