|
Mind and Body Ask for advice or offer some. Keep it work safe clean. |
|
LinkBack | Topic Tools | Rate Topic |
|
|||
pyrex toys...
http://www.xxxglass.com/index.php
kinda cool, and hey you can wash them in your dishwasher after !!!! |
|
|||
^^^
Why stop there? If you've got $1200~, get your girl a Sybian. There's nothing and no one that can even hold a candle to that little number. It's interactive, too; she's going for the ride, but you can be the one who's driving. And hey, once her ecstatic screams die down and she can see straight again, who knows, she might just return the favour. |
|
|||
^^^
Don't you already do a lot more than eat off of other people's real sex toys? At least you can trust that the dishwasher actually washes properly. Oh, and for those people who for some reason don't make a point of engaging in afore-metaphored oral activities, you should know that it is required reading for everybody. Even if you're managing to scrape by without it now, you'll inevitably flunk out unless you put in the effort needed to catch up! In all seriousness, people, this is real life. And, in this life, that just happens to be really important--no matter what someone might have once told you to spare your feelings. |
|
|||
Quote:
Unfortunately they are damn expensive, espeically for something that doesn't vibrate or twirl on its own. I think after my tattoo I'm going to save up for one of these babies. |
|
|||
Quote:
-1 Long throw sub -1 amp to drive said sub -dildo to be mounted on sub -and a microphone costs alot less than a sybian and its waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more interactive. |
|
|||
Quote:
-plastic to cover up said sub |