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Old Jun 03, 05
 
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-=Death of an Administrative Assistant=-
**BREAKING NEWS**

Local girl was found dead today, seated in her chair at the front desk, shortly after lunchtime. The cause of death is currently being attributed to a nearby computer monitor.

She somehow managed to pull the flatscreen away from the desk and smash it into her head with such force that it broke the screen into many shards, littering the ground below, and consuquently caused a brain hemmorage. Time of death: 6/3/05 1:31pm. It was bloody.
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Old Jun 03, 05
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rejoice and be glad!
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Old Jun 03, 05
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she sounds short
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Old Jun 03, 05
 
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she sounds short
short? what are u talking about?
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Old Jun 03, 05
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how does a computer fall from a desk to where you're sitting and hit your head unless you're incredibly short
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Old Jun 03, 05
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unless your monitor is on a raised desk with a slant and then it gains momentum as you're pulling it because of the tilted surface.

hum well either way. RIP
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Old Jun 03, 05
 
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how does a computer fall from a desk to where you're sitting and hit your head unless you're incredibly short
I do believe that it said she pulled the screen off the desk. I. E. she grabbed it, lifted it above her head, and pulled it down, over the top of her. It didn't just fall, she used her own force to bring the impending doom.

but yeah. RIP
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Old Jun 03, 05
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wow, that's super intense
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Old Jun 03, 05
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okay...?
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Old Jun 03, 05
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proof that computers can kill
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Old Jun 03, 05
 
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to rawb:*nods*

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okay...?
i don't understand what you mean by that.
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Old Jun 03, 05
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thats fucked up.
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Old Jun 03, 05
 
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thats fucked up.
i kno, innit.
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Old Jun 03, 05
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i don't understand what you mean by that.
so that really happened? i thought you were telling us a funny story
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Old Jun 03, 05
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worst strongman event ever
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Old Jun 04, 05
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so ashes is still alive after smashing compputer screen into forehead? or it was a co-worker?
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Old Jun 04, 05
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so that really happened? i thought you were telling us a funny story
I thought so, too!
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