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sex vs bacon
Ok so the other day I wake up and my woman starts talking about breakfast, "mmm we should go make some eggs, bacon and toast oh and we just bought sausages right? mmm" So naturally I start thinking about food. Then we start kissing, fondling, etc... By the time we are about 5 minutes into 'doing it' I've got my mind on bacon, I can practically smell it, it's been almost a week since I've had bacon and that's much too long. So distracted as I am, I stop what I'm doing and suggest we go have breakfast. She gets all pissy about how food is more important than sex to me and I'm thinking "I nail you several times a day, I only eat bacon 3 or 4 times a week!" Now I didn't say that I just told her I was tired and needed some food to get me going.
So am I the only one who's ever chosen food over sex? I would make that choice every time, but definitely once in a while, especially when there's bacon involved.
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Aug 08, 05
