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Jul 29, 05
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nice girls finish last. i know its long... read it.
This is a tribute to the nice girls. The nice girls made of sugar and spice, who always get overlooked, and who sit and endure endless ranting about the psycho-bitch stalker sluts men are wasting their time with, all the while embodying an angelic, classy exterior that is underrated. This is dedicated to the girls who pick up the phone at 2 a.m. to talk to their belligerently drunk guy friends and listen to them for hours about nonsense because they don’t feel like going to sleep. This is for the girls who still say thank you to the guy who hurries to hold the door open for the leggy blonde in front of you, then squeezes in front of you and barely saves the door from slamming in your face. This is in honor of the girls who reiterate how lucky any girl would be to have a certain guy, and then tell him 50 different ways to impress the girl of his dreams who is too stupid and stuck up to notice him in the first place. This is in honor of the girls who pump up a man’s ego because she knows how delicate it is, and once it gets bruised, she tells him how sexy/smart/funny he is so that his confidence (and head) is as inflated as it was before some dumb bitch ripped his heart out and put it in a blender. This is for the girls with the big hearts, who aren’t afraid to be silly, who lay it on the line, and who can go with the flow. This is for the girls who truly believe there is more to guys then sex and sports, but still put up with the sexist jokes and watch ESPN Sports Center without complaining.
This is for all the girls who have been told, “you’re the type of girl guys want to marry”, and who spend their Friday nights alone (or with other nice girls) because they don’t put out on the first date. This is for the girls who possess all of the qualities of a kick-ass girlfriend, but never get the time of day. This is for all of the girls who are unappreciated, but still unselfishly give their time and effort, go to great lengths to please others, and continue to genuinely care about other people’s feelings (even if they are assholes). This is for the ladies who are called prude because they would rather spoon than lick balls. For all the girls who are cast to the side, sit out the slow dances, and confidently go stag to social events, this is for you. This is for the time you had to work at 8 a.m. the next morning, but still picked his drunken ass up and drove him around so his other drunk friends wouldn’t have to leave the party and so he wouldn’t have to stumble into his house puking at 3 a.m. This is for the time he ditched hanging out with you to play video games with his friends and for the time he blew you off to stare at some anorexic blonde with jugs bigger than your head in a bathing suit. This is for the time you went to hang out with him and his friends and even though he was too cool to admit he had feelings for you and practically ignored you the whole time, you still pretended not to notice as all comments were directed to your chest instead of your face. This is for the Scarface marathon you sat through after he bitched for the first five minutes of a romantic comedy you’d been dying to see, but you let him choose what to watch anyway, because you’re nice like that. Nice girls don’t get the attention they deserve. We like sports, we like to get rough and dirty, we don’t ask you 100 times if you think we’re fat, and we don’t complain while you munch down four cheeseburgers as we enjoy our salad and water. Even more surprising, nice girls don’t get asked out as much as they should. We don’t expect anything fancy, I mean you can save that $40 you spent taking some whore out to dinner just so you could secure some booty time for dessert and use it to rent a video and buy us some flowers. I wish I could explain this, but the only conclusion I can come up with is guys are image-whores who just want a hot piece of ass and to uphold a badass reputation. Many of them claim they want a girl they can take home to mom, but when faced with such a lucky find they say absurd, illogical things such as “Oh, she’s out of my league," “the timing is off," or “she’s not my type." Save your excuses. I’m sorry, but these conceited jerks I just have no tolerance for. There is no connection between what they say (“I don’t want to wake-up next to a stranger”) and what they do (“Who the fuck is this naked woman in my bed?”). Furthermore, they comment on the lack of women who possess the full-package that are still available as they continue to sleep around with any hoe-bag with a short skirt, blonde streaks, wide-open legs, and even wider-opened mouths. But one thing I will say is this does not last forever. Eventually the boys get tired of fucking the high-school/college dropout with STDs and illegitimate children, and that’s when they will be begging to tap the tight nice girls’ asses. The hard part is sorting out the loser guys from the ones who didn’t have to sleep with 25 girls to realize what they actually want in a woman and then making sure they aren’t involved with the very psycho-bitches that give us nice girls a bad rep. So until these men realize what they are missing, until they actually grow big enough balls to go for the nice girls, until they are ready to get more from a relationship than blow jobs and booty calls, and until they have the intelligence to give us exactly what we need, I propose a toast to all the nice ladies. You know who you are, and *I know* you are sick of hearing you have to be patient and keeping waiting until what’s meant to happen will happen. But the truth is, the world needs your long comforting talks, your insightful suggestions, your pleasantly optimistic perspective, and your tendency to let the men act like heroes and take the credit while you sit in the background as the ditzy damsel who has so much more than what meets the eye. For all the crazy, immature, ill-witted things you fathom, for all the situations where your infallible performance is unacknowledged, and for the endless nights you spend trying to improve someone else’s life instead of your own, my gratitude and appreciation go out to you. You do have infinite, priceless, goddess qualities and our sovereignty and absolution is coming. 
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made me cry
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nice people are always complaining about how "bad" things are for them. don't worry, one day all those mean people will die and you can laugh at them from Heaven.
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im glad you said that thing about being a chump to be honest i agree with you.
i just was writting about a friend of mine and thats what came out.... and yes... "nice" people do complain about hitting all the rocks on the way down the mountain. but sometimes... they do. oh and also... yes this douse apply to guys but at the time i was thinking about a woman i know that seems to have had the worst life i have ever seen anyone have... and she dosent deserve it. at all. -sends her love to ashley-
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wow.
thats the most hypocritical,narrow minded,jaded bullshit ive had the displeasure of reading in a very long time. congratulations fuckhead!you just won tard award of the century!Now why dont you go and do us all a favor and slit your wrists or some shit?:) Thats not a nice girl...thats a fucking doormat. And I hate to sound cliche when I say...NOT ALL GUYS ARE TARDS LIKE THAT! ever stop to think that "nice girl" aka doormat has been barking up the wrong tree? Learn when to cut your losses,and learn how to stick up for yourself. If both things fail...consult a therapist cuz theres some serious underlying issues having to do with a)your parents not giving you enough attention as a lil`un(namely the father) or b)getting attention from your parents but not the right kind. wow.just.fuckin.wow.
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thats why u do the same shit back to them.
There are nice guys out there... they are just hard to come by i guess. Everyone has their flaws though!
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i think you mis-read\missed the point of the whole damn thing. go eat some carpet douche.
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for someone who's had more than his fair share of crazy bitches, finding a nice normal girl, with even sub par looks, would totally do me in. i felt this way one time about my sleep specialist, a sorta rotund jewish woman who looked like the Penguin, wore glasses, and was middle aged. Her name was Rosenthal.
The way she carried herself was so kind and feminine and calm, and she was really helpful and cool, and totally put me at ease, instead of making me instantly agitated like the way i get when someone like my mom walks in the room, or some other foul mouthed bitch. it's women like that who will never leave you kicking yourself for ever hooking up with them:) nice women >>> Jezzies 
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Like I said you can be nice and still have some semblance of confidence w/o taking shit from people. And how the fuck does what val say equate to her being a "slut?" ridiculous.
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I think we read the same fariy tale :p I agree that the same can apply to nice guys as well... I guess its left to live and learn and probly have to continue being pacient.
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her being a slut? is she not the same goddessa who frequently brags about her extremely active sex life on fnk? hasnt she self proclaimed her sluttiness? i thought i was just repeating what she has said herself in one form or another... plus shes a pretty strongwilled\voiced lady - at least her fnk persona seems to be, so she could probably get angry at me herself. being nice does not mean a lady does not have self confidence. the lady clearly stated things such as arriving to get togethers single, with there heads held high. also what is so awfully doormat-ish for a lady to do something the man wants rather then constantly demand what she wants? if i were a man, i'd be pleased with this post. why should you guys always be the ones gawking and bending over fuckin backwards to impress some lady? why cant the lady for once be nice to you? and are you not the one to say that this can apply to nice guys as well? are you then saying that all nice guys are also doormats? maybe we are both being too smalled minded to accept each others point of views - i agree that alot of women can be doormats as well as alot of men - but i dont think that pointing that fact out was the idea of this thread. its more likely to be pointing out to the girls who are genuinly nice people - nice human beings\good friends - not to become bitter, but to be proud for not swaying on there judgments. that they are wonderful, and as much shit that they may get, thye shouldnt sway on who they are, but remain the "nice" people that they are. being a good girl does not make one a doormat. redonkulous.
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