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Aug 16, 05
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False advertising...
Guys and girls...Please don't talk about how good you are in bed if you are really NOT.
Some signs that you may not be good in bed: You try to shove your tongue as far as it will possibly go down the other person's throat. You open your mouth so wide when you kiss that it feels like you are trying to eat your partner's face. Your idea of warming your partner up is grabbing their tits or ass. You last about 1 minute in bed...that includes the 30 seconds of foreplay you put in. You're done and your partner has not even broken a sweat or messed up their hair. These are just a few...please feel free to add more... 
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Aug 16, 05
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i hate that you get all in the mood and when it comes down to it, its just a big slap in the face!!!! >the last time i had sex< was a 1(1 being the worst)...BOOOOOOOOOO
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Aug 16, 05
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a couple of notes:
You try to shove your tongue as far as it will possibly go down the other person's throat. You open your mouth so wide when you kiss that it feels like you are trying to eat your partner's face. Your idea of warming your partner up is grabbing their tits or ass. All of these, in and of themselves, if this is your ENTIRE idea of the session, then yeah, I agree. But each thing can be a part of good sex. Just as long as you understand the necessity for tenderness as well as full-on vulgar assgrabbage. It's funny. Everybody's tastes are different. What one person thinks might quantify bad sex another person may think is the most mind-blowing stuff they've ever had done to them. Sex is tricky because you're dealing with sensitive parts of the body that are wired like fucking fingerprints, different curves and spots for different levels of stimulation. Some girls like having their cervix hit during sex, some just find it painful. There was a savage love article where someone was asking for good cunnilingus advice, so a bunch of readers wrote in with their suggestions. Each letter he put up there he put up another saying the exact opposite of the previous one.... Don't use teeth, except use teeth as much as possible. Don't focus on the clit, but also don't play around and keep to the clit. Etc. etc. etc. What makes good sex? Learning about your partner. What gets them going. COMMUNICATION. Not just verbal. That means learning how to read their body, understanding what they like and what they just find weird and awkward.
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Aug 17, 05
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Again. Everybody's different. Someone who's really good with one person may be absolutely horrid with another. Good sex happens when both people are really enjoying it. Not when one is highly "skilled".
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Aug 17, 05
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both people have to be good in bed to have good sex..
one partner cant just lay there like a star fish with the "pleasure me" face on and expect it to be any better than one person fucking a dead body. i think sometimes girls just expect the guy to "give them a good time" ... and just expect it all comes down to how good the guy is... sometimes the girl just isnt a good lay, regardless of skill! it goes both ways of course. as said above... COMMUNICATION ftw.
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Aug 18, 05
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Aug 18, 05
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My regular fuckbuddy and I normally do this to each other. It's like full-on tongue/lip wrestling. Press your face into theirs really hard and start duking it out. I know I enjoy it, and I'm pretty sure she does too as half the time she's the one instigating it.
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Aug 19, 05
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You want false advertising... I have another for ya. Guys - you'll know exactly what I'm talking about here.
Those water bra's or bra's in general that make chicks look like they have boobs when unfortunately, they don't. -- I mean, is it their fault that they don't have larger boobs, no. Because they have a small chest, is that any reason not to go out with them, not necessarily no. BUT... When you decide to "get your freak" on with a chicky, you two are going at it, you take off her shirt and then her bra but then you realize that you just took off her tits too! It's like WTF?!? You just went from a C cup to a A-cup or potentially no cup! FALSE ADVERTISING DAMMIT! :p
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Aug 19, 05
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Further to what Kraig said.......
Don't brag about the size of your Little Man..... It isn't attractive. We are going to find out sooner or later. It is hard to stiffle the laugh when you think you are dealing with a half ogre and you get a teeny weeny. And it isn't like you can hide the fact that you have a cocktail weiner and you said you had kilbassa(sp?). Don't buy extra-large condoms when really you are a medium. We aren't kids playing dress up, we are having sex. Doing this is like putting your man under a reverse microscope. We don't always care about the size.....we just care how you use it.
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Aug 19, 05
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Seems funny that you'd make a post like this prissy when I know I've seen posts out of you that go on about how long you can last with marathon sessions and the such.
Whether its true or not it comes out like bragging and albeit a bit unbelievable.... so maybe you can give these 'false advertisers' a break and mind your own. :)
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