allright fellas....

[shorerider]

this is the have you tried to suck your own cock thread.

[sidekick]

there was a guy in my highschool that boasted that he could do this. he even showed us (with his clothes on) how far he could get his head down. we were all awed.

[ebbomega]

This thread is impossible to look at without thinking of Clerks.

edit:
Q: Why does a dog lick its nuts?
A: Because it can.

[ja_raul]

what a neat thread. voted yes because i dont think anyone else will

[ebbomega]

50/50 for those that have tried vs. those that haven't so far.

Which means half of you either aren't male or are lying sacks of shit.

[shorerider]

lying sacks of shit, IMO.

[~lazee_grrl~]

i watched this porn where guys can do it...its a pilates move..DO PILATES!!

[LDUB]

Or Bikrams Yoga!

[Royal_Phunk]

:310: wow

[crookedking]

and who has tried to eat their sperm?

[shorerider]

^^start your own thread, felcher.

[thechix0r]

Hahahaha, that's quite interesting.. seeing as I don' thave one to suck, I am curious to see which you ambitious guys can actually do it... pilates or yoga would definitely be in order that's for sure

[Goat]

I don't think reaching is the big issue. It's sustaining the position and being able to breathe.
weird subject...

[The Preacher]

You're all going to hell. The Lord and I will roast marshmellows over your burning souls.

[ebbomega]

"That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died."
"How'd he die?"
"Broke his neck."
"That's embarrassing?"
"He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick."
........
"Shut the hell up."
"Bible truth."
"Stop it."
"I swear."
"Oh, my god."
"Come on. Haven't you ever tried to suck your own dick?"
"No!"
"Yeah sure. You're so repressed."
"Because I never tried to suck my own dick?"
"No, because you won't admit to it. As if a guy's a fucking pervert because he tries to go down on himself. You're as curious as the rest of us, pal. You've tried it."
"Who found him?"
"My cousin? My aunt found him. On his bed, doubled over himself with his legs on top. Dick in his mouth. My aunt freaked out. It was a mess."
"His dick was in his mouth?"
"Balls resting on his lips."
"He made it, hunhh?"
"Yeah, but at what a price."
...
"I could never reach."
"Reach what?"
"You know."
"What, your dick?"
"Yeah. Like you said, you know. I guess everyone tries it, sooner of later."
"I never tried it."
....
"Fucking pervert."

(surprised it didn't make it in this thread yet.)

[Disco_Whore]

"You must spread some Karma around before giving it to ebbomega again."

[mapleleaf4ever]

hahahahhaahhahaa

oh man... it was hard to restrain my laughter here in the Library...

[t-skywalker]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!~ that rocks!!!!

Originally Posted by LDUB

Or Bikrams Yoga!

[Flip]

Oh like you ladies have never tried doing this?!?!

[kAyB]

hahaha eww omfg..i have heard this kinda discussion alot.. too funny..

[optimum sound]

If I could, I wouldnt be here right now. I quite possibly would not do anything else, hahaha

[mojo]

what guy hasnt tried?

[Chewy]

i wouldnt leave the house.... i would probly turn all white from lack of sun and develope some sort of red eye and my own language which would be a series of bips.. clicks.. and grunts

[clearist]

Originally Posted by Flip

Oh like you ladies have never tried doing this?!?!

I laugh but mostly becasue you had that picture at your disposal, as if when you came across it you kept it, full well knowing that oneday it would come in handy.