Moustache Riding!

[fable]

...you know i just chance across the thread asking people of they were down with taking a cock across the chin. There didnt seem to be much response, other than a someone talking about knocking out their boyfriend(wow thats healthy!?!?)

But im going to turn the table around somewhat.

How would all you feel, if a women, who for, dialogues sake, was intimate with you, and all off a sudden took her fine cooch, smacked down on your face, and screamed eat it bitch!!!

I dont know about anyone else, but if i was diggn on said girl, id be in heaven :)

+ is this somewhat the equivalent to someone gettn a bit of the dick across the jaw while giving head?

[fable]

hmmmm, im finding it wierd that more fellaz replied to "liking getting dick smacked" then to a post about eating pussy?

[mojo]

i wouldnt log roll her off my bed or anything, but the screaming thing might make me second guess why she is there.

[Mr.Dave]

Originally Posted by fable

I dont know about anyone else, but if i was diggn on said girl, id be in heaven :)

Ditt-freakin-o man! Between the facts that I adore a good munch and that a girl taking charge is quite the turn-on for me, I definitely agree with you. Minus the "eat it bitch" part since that is so not the way my girlfriend talks and I'd have to wonder whether or not she had been recently possessed.

+ is this somewhat the equivalent to someone gettn a bit of the dick across the jaw while giving head?

Don't think it's entirely equivalent. I see that as quite belittling. Could just be because of the porn that I've seen though.

[fable]

what! isnt possesion sexy!?


EXORCIST WHUT!!!! :)

[fable]

Originally Posted by mojo

i wouldnt log roll her off my bed or anything, but the screaming thing might make me second guess why she is there.

LOG ROLL!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!

[charly]

if a gf shoved her box in my face, i'd be down (still not so sure about the screaming part though). random girl, not so much. (of course, coming from me it would never be considered a moustache ride ;))

as for the cock.. not a fan of getting cockslapped, that's for sure. it only happened once, but that was from a bf at the time who chased me with no pants, pinned me down on the floor and did that, just to bug me. wasn't exactly sexual or anything. if a guy did that seriously though, he'd be a moron to expect me to actually give him head after.

[fable]

Originally Posted by charly

if a gf shoved her box in my face, i'd be down (still not so sure about the screaming part though). random girl, not so much. (of course, coming from me it would never be considered a moustache ride ;))

as for the cock.. not a fan of getting cockslapped, that's for sure. it only happened once, but that was from a bf at the time who chased me with no pants, pinned me down on the floor and did that, just to bug me. wasn't exactly sexual or anything. if a guy did that seriously though, he'd be a moron to expect me to actually give him head after.

blah blah blah, can i sniff your panties NOW!?!?!

[tiedye]

what guy can deny that a little intimidation isn't a good thing? I'm down... and I don't think it's equivalent, just because us fellas are perverted enough to think getting a lovebox2000 shoved in their face as a good thing. Who really wants to see an ugly extremity like a penis inches from their face, let alone slapped across it? I really think girls just do it because they think it's the only way they're going to get a moustache ride in return.

[fable]

Originally Posted by tiedye

what guy can deny that a little intimidation isn't a good thing? I'm down... and I don't think it's equivalent, just because us fellas are perverted enough to think getting a lovebox2000 shoved in their face as a good thing. Who really wants to see an ugly extremity like a penis inches from their face, let alone slapped across it? I really think girls just do it because they think it's the only way they're going to get a moustache ride in return.

AH HA!!!! The core truth, has been exposed!! Tiedye has uncovered the premise on which the female gender may operate - for only when we are speakingintothebox, will we receive, - the lovebelow!!

[Oscar Da Grouc]

aslong as its shaved, and clean....eff yes!

[fable]

clean!?!?! Wtf! I can honestly attest that although ive had girls jump on for a ride while on their rag, ive never encountered literal "dirty" pussy.

[Oscar Da Grouc]

u know what i mean...as in little to no smell...lol