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Mar 05, 06
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dad caught me once. when i was in the early days of tuggin.. he told me not to put my eye out. the funny thing is, i was watchin the pay per view porn channel, even though it was scrambled i was still able to make out a few boobs here and there
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Mar 05, 06
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Mar 05, 06
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an old buddy of mine from soccer was in banff for the christmas holidays, and he met some girl at the bar, who took him home ot her house. things start to heat up, and clothes are coming off, and as he starts fuckin her, she slips some anal beads into his asshole. now, he's right sloshed at this point, so instead of pullng out and being like "what the fuck?," he decides to roll with it! she whispers in his ear "just let me know before you come." as he is coming, she whips the beads out of his ass and he starts shitting uncontrollably all over him and her and the bed! he screams like a little girl and runs to the bathroom to clean the shit off himself. after much panicked wiping and scrubbing, he exits the bathroom to find the girl rubbing his shit all over herself! needless to say, he grabs his clothes and leaves!
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Mar 06, 06
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Apr 05, 06
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the only time i can remember is when lola caught me banging HER friend in HER tent at apex 2004. she was like "holy crap!" and i was like "lola, close the tent i'm busy!" and she was like "andrew, THIS IS MY TENT! and that's MY FRIEND!!!"
hahahaha too fuckin funny!
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Apr 05, 06
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he wins.
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Apr 05, 06
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lol well ive had a friend of mine walkin on me and my ex having crazy kinky blindfold and handcuff with tons of whipping cream kinda sex... it was sooo awkward to talk to her because she had no idea that i was like that...
hehehee we all got a bit of freak in us... i guess good thing i was mainly covered in whipping cream so she didnt see to much skin...
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Apr 05, 06
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Apr 05, 06
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get this: I was watching CSI at around 5am this morning, and they dropped this sick dubstep track into a scene, and I got an urge to listen to a set. So I get up, in my boxers, and go to the computer and plug in some headphones. I start rocking out to myself, as quietly as I could and figured I didn't wake anyone up. This morning, my mom says to me "I know you've been out on your own for awhile, but in my house, keep that funny business in your room"
what the fuck!?!
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Apr 05, 06
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I had my boy.. all tied up and red with lashes... and his mom got home a few days early...
she didn't really catch us... but we had to eat dinner with the family and attempted to hide all the scratch marks and and teeth holes. but his arm was sooooo scratched she noticed... he blamed it on a stray cat. she didn't buy it.
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Apr 05, 06
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HOTNESS RIGHT THERE!!! HAHA but Andrew wins by far with he funniest story
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May 18, 06
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um too many times...Never have sex at a party with no lock on the door...
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Jun 09, 06
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that reminds me, a funny story happened to a friend of mine too. very similiar. he was jacking it on the comp. he thought he was alone in the house, when suddenly, his mom, dad and sister walk into a room. he froze of course, with his wanker still in his hand and computer porn on nice and loud. oh my poor friend of mine...
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Jun 17, 06
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There was this one time i was at my girlfriends house and we were in her bed under the covers spooning and i was banging her from behind. Her face is all red and about ready to finish.....and her mom walks in and starts bitching about something. I stoped for a bit while she talked with her mom, but mid conversation i started it back up.....i'm a fucking jerk. No shame.
I don't have enough fingers and toes to count all the times i've been walked in on having sex with one of my girlfriends back when i lived at home. It was a regular occurance. My mom would just open the door and shake her head and walk away.
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Jun 17, 06
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Only once have I almost been caught. I dunno, I just had this strange feeling that someone was coming towards my room, so the pants went up, the porn on the computer went off, and sure enough, my cousin shows up drunk out of nowhere and comes into my room (which has no lock). I think he might've had an idea I was jacking off, but there was no evidence of it.
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Jun 17, 06
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my ex boyfriend whos parents were verrrry religious.. he started dating me and then he started coming home later and comgin hoem drunk and one veyr early mornign i was dropping him off and we were fooling aroudn andhis dad comes and opens the car door to find us basically naked!
and then he goes running off tellinhim hes moving out and blah blah
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