Jun 04, 06
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Originally Posted by Avana
okay.....sit down, I am about to tell a really scary story.
When I was 14 I went to visit family, and my cousin DeDe(name changed for privacy) was a little chunkier than usual. My aunt felt her stomach and jokingly asked if she was pregnant...DeDe lost it and said no, she hadn't had sex yet.
A few days later, my cousin came running out of the room she was sleeping in telling my grandma that she had wet the bed. My grandma knowingly said, "Sorry DeDe, you didn't wet the bed, you are pregnant and we need to go to the hospital."
After forcing DeDe to the hospital, the doctors and nurses had to restrain her. DeDe felt she needed to take the poop of her life, and was convinced she was going to poo on the doctors face if he got down there. (this was the urge to start giving birth mistaken for having to go to the washroom) The doctor finally convinced DeDe to push, and that it would be okay if she pooped on him. DeDe conceeded and pushed, low and behold, a baby popped out.
She had her period the entire time she was pregnant and carried smaller than most. She also claimed to never have had sex, and that her and the BF had started, but they changed their minds and stopped. She holds true to this, to this day.
Just goes to show how little the "pull out" method works.
ps - I still don't believe her. He totally tapped that ass.
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They obviously weren't doing it right.
Fuckin amateurs.
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