Share an embarr-assing moment

[Goat]

I'm pretty sure everyone here has had an embarrasing moment or two while doing the deed or leading up to it. Any funny stories out there?

ps:
Aside from being caught by family and getting drunk and getting a cock ring stuck (drunk) - I remember doing the dirty one time when the condom broke. Don't ask me how but it snapped my balls like a mothertrucker (we're talking someone shooting an elastic band catapult), putting me out of action and obviously killing the mood.

Who else has had a moment?

[mapleleaf4ever]

Went down to White Rock Beach.

Right near the end of the Strip in front of the Fish and Chip joint. Blinded by the crazy lust that took place we failed to notice that we were in obvious view of the Patio and Dining Area AND that it was still open.

oooops... Hope the Servers at least got a Tip for the mid-meal Entertainment.

[Heffy]

Oh dear. Where to start..... :p

Partying at my buddy's place, getting head in the spare room, someone busted in with a digital camera. Not really embarassing ( I thought it was a good picture actually lol) but she was definatly not impressed.

Really drunk, changed lanes without signalling by accident. (that ended that pretty quick)

a g/f a couple years ago, we were drunk, and had a bunch of sex... only thing is, that when we woke up, it turns out that she had just started her "monthly cycle" and the bed looked like a fucking murder scene. It was kinda scary for the first few seconds of conciousness.

Oh, the best would have to be a chick at a party the started puking half way through. And for those of you that have seen the movie "Tomcats" yes, it is true ;) but somehow vomiting just kills the mood for me....




I certainly hope that some other ppl post on this..... :p

[dj_soo]

http://mofo-x.livejournal.com/191226.html

[Play-it-hard]

other then being walked in on while butt naked, I don't really have anything else.

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally Posted by dj_soo

http://mofo-x.livejournal.com/191226.html

omg... I'm sorry that's horrible! But I had to laugh. That really sucks... at least you didn't need the Needle eh?

[Goat]

Originally Posted by dj_soo

http://mofo-x.livejournal.com/191226.html

That's rough.
I had a similar experience, minus the stitching, the silver nitrate, and non stop bleeding.
But ya, I can totally relate.

[Chewy]

Originally Posted by Heffmeister

Oh dear. Where to start..... :p

Partying at my buddy's place, getting head in the spare room, someone busted in with a digital camera. Not really embarassing ( I thought it was a good picture actually lol) but she was definatly not impressed.

Really drunk, changed lanes without signalling by accident. (that ended that pretty quick)

a g/f a couple years ago, we were drunk, and had a bunch of sex... only thing is, that when we woke up, it turns out that she had just started her "monthly cycle" and the bed looked like a fucking murder scene. It was kinda scary for the first few seconds of conciousness.

Oh, the best would have to be a chick at a party the started puking half way through. And for those of you that have seen the movie "Tomcats" yes, it is true ;) but somehow vomiting just kills the mood for me....




I certainly hope that some other ppl post on this..... :p

an embarassing moment, not a digusting moment

[sexhead]

one time my gf was on top of me butt naked in her friends dorm room that he let us stay in since he lived at home instead.... we forgot to lock the door and he walked in while she was riding my dick. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!