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Aug 16, 06
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The Sock Story - let this be a lesson to the ladies.
I have this gf, her name is Joan (changed for privacy), and she has this boyfriend Dave (also changed). They were fighting one night on the way to a friends house about their lack of sex life. She wasn't a real fan of sex. All through the night, in the car ride, at the friends house they fought about it. He drove with the windows down in the dead of winter cause she was holding out. Then they got the friends into the debate cause they were in the same situation.
So Dave and Joan retired home, where the fight continued. She went to bed, and he was still trying to hump her leg. She told him to eff off, so he did. About an hour later, she hear sounds from the living room, someone having raunchy sex. She was naturally like, "WHAT THE FUCK?". So she went down stairs to investigate. When she went downstairs, she found Dave watching porn on the big screen, loud. On the table was lines of "e", and socks strewn around the living room. Wet socks. When he turned around, he had his penis shoved in a sock with two vibrating eggs in the bottom. He was so angry at her, he spent the evening doing e, masturbating into socks with vibrating eggs, and throwing them around the living room, sticking them to shit. Ladies let this be a lesson, put out at least once a month. 
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good i hope he taught that bitch a lesson!!!
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fuck her he needs to use her socks next time!!
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She kept her socks in pairs in little balls in mesh bags, when they had been fighting in the bedroom, and she told him to eff off, he grabbed the bag of socks. She didn't realise until she went downstairs and saw what was going on.
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maybe she wasn't into it because of him, i don't think this should be a "lesson the ladies" but more a reason why couples should keep the lines of communication open so that if there's something that needs to be adressed, it can be done easily instead of raging about it.
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hahahahhhahahahahahahahhhahahahahhahahah ahahahhahahahahhahahahahah
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Aug 17, 06
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Aug 17, 06
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a relationship sans sex is really just a good friendship. sex is a must. shitty for her, guess she had to do laundry the next day fo sho!!
at least she caught him, cuz i bet he was planning on just putting them back... "i wonder why my toes are sticking together..." :P
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Aug 17, 06
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I know I'm pulling a fable by making this long but it's interesting!
wow, well they must really love eachother and be stable on other aspects of their relationship! :)
I learned in my "marriage prep" course (it's usually manditory if you want to be married in a church) that there are typically 3 types of sex drives that most people fall under, Highly active, neutrally active, and minimally active. It's not too hard to get a feel for which category you fall under based on your own knowledge of your sexual activity and desires. If there are two people together with two different sex drives it can be very difficult to compromise but usually much easier when one of the partners is neutrally active. If you have two partners that are highly active and minimally active (which is what I think about in your story) it is very hard to come to a mutual agreement around sexual activity and I think it's pretty self explanitory why, one partner loves sex and is always up for it and most oftenly the annitiator in wanting to be sexual where as the minimally active partner has such a low sex drive they turn their partner down all the time and don't often think about sex nor want it/crave it. They told us that it can work but it is extremely difficult and a lot of relationships where they have two very different sex drives can even eventually cuase them to divorce/break up due to fighting over the topic, which in serious relationships is a very important topic and for some people hard to communicate about. It's not really either of the partner's faults, they just are not compatible sexually and it's up to them to try and set mutual agreements about having sex and trying figure out what might work for them in order to keep the relationship solid without fighting about sex all the time. Anyways, I know that was a long read for those of you who even read it, but when I heard about it I found it quite interesting and this story reminded me of it so I thought I would share it. Not everyone will think what I'm saying makes sense or is true but I find it to make pretty good sense, I mean when you think about it, it does sound pretty accurate of a theory. Someone just kind of broke things down in an easier way for people to understand why some people are sexually incompatible.
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They both sound like a neurotic morons.
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Aug 17, 06
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BWAHAhaHAAHAhAahAhaa
this story made my day...lol but seriously, theyve been together 10 years and still have these problems, I could think of so many better things to do with a decade of my life...they must have some WIERD love for eachother or both be completley....fucked? for lack of a better word
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How many couples do you know that: - don't keep remote controls in the house, as they can be used as a projectile. - same goes for a cordless phone. - bought over 30 replacement cell phones cause they were used as projectiles. - and replaced over 6 TV's, including a big screen, cause the projectile being thrown went through it. never a dull moment in that house.
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Ooh angry masturbating... fun! "I'll show her!" Last edited by C_squared; Aug 17, 06 at 03:44 PM.
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