tiedye, coming STRONG to the pun thread. The kid has timber when it comes to wordplay.
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timĀ·ber /ˈtɪmbər/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[tim-ber] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. the wood of growing trees suitable for structural uses.
2. growing trees themselves.
3. wooded land.
4. wood, esp. when suitable or adapted for various building purposes.
5. a single piece of wood forming part of a structure or the like: A timber fell from the roof.
6. Nautical. (in a ship's frame) one of the curved pieces of wood that spring upward and outward from the keel; rib. 7. personal character or quality: He's being talked up as presidential timber.