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Punching Bag Bitch, cry and whine your way into oblivion. |
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ever talk to an amway guy? my god they just wont shut up. one of them gave me this cassette to brainwash me. it was this motiviational speaker standing before an audience for like two hours (i don't know how long exactly, i didn't bother to listen to the last five tapes)shouting out statistics of how much ppl make in a year and how much they work in a life time and shit like that. he would also through in a joke now and then about how poor the audience was and how stupid they were for doing what they do. and they clapped like fucking seals!!! the guy who gave me the tape actually asked me "why waste your time in university?". the motivational speaker said he gave up his job as a doctor. i almost bought into the amway thing, but then i thought wtf? i don't want ppl to be like "aww fuck! here comes that asshole ollie! watch him try to push that amway shit on us!"
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don't ever believe shaun when he is drunk cause he like comes up with these weird stories and then like 5 min later you ask him about it and he like is like what ar eyou talking about.....and he makes it all seem like you are the one who is trippin and he is normal and its is such a pissoff.....so just smile and nod
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hehe some people are just so gullible it's so easy to trick em!
Like with this line, "Did you know they took the word gullible out of the dictionary?", haha! My best friend is really gullible, she's fallen for that like twice.. hehehehe it's funny! |
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my friends dragged me lingerie shopping yesterday and i was sitting near the changerooms waiting for them to finish. a sales girl told me that it was fine for me to sit there but if a woman who i didn't know was trying things on, i would have to move to another chair on the other side of the store. i looked up at her and with a straight face and serious voice said "but i am actually a girl"
she believed me and got really embarassed and started apologizing like crazy. i felt bad and i didn't know what to say so myself and one of my friends ran to the other side of the store while the sales clerk *hit* in one of the change rooms, saying "i am just going to walk into a wall now.. i'm so sorry... i didn't know..." now that is fucking gullible... if i had a boy with a baseball cap and huge sideburns tell me that he was a girl, i doubt i would believe him |