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Old May 18, 01
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this guy i saw at the park...

well today i had a early day off...so my friend and i went to the park to relax.......

he saw this pun sitting there in the park too......

and there were about 9 kids there playing at the swings and monkey bars, etc

suddenly that guy grabs a lil kid and fuck'n takes off his pants and shows his cock.....

that kids was like fucking crying.....so my friend and i had to be hero's and fuck'n take that guy out.....

so my friend went and fuck'n chased that guy around the park while i called the cops......

so it was kinda of a exciting day for me....
and i got to see that fag go into a police car and the sirens go on

i didn't know where it came from...but from deep inside my heart.....it felt good !

but yeah...it was kinda freaky.....

but hey ! i was a hero ^_^

even though it was sick......[sigh] true story happened may 17th, 2001

Last edited by victor h.; May 18, 01 at 11:11 PM.
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Old May 18, 01
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mmm..

first reaction : WTF?!?!!? THAT GUY IS FUCKING SICK!!! OMG!!!!! i dunno what else to say but FUCK!

second reaction : heh..kinda weird that you saw it all and stuff..i dunno..nto smoething that most ppl see every day....meh..whatever....good thing u did summin..
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Old May 19, 01
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ummmmm...yeah..that guy is a fucking SICKO~!....dirty pedifile freak man who likes to harrass lil kiddies!!..ahhhhhhhh...he makes me sick..if he really gets off on sumthing like that..then he really has sum major problems..~
poor child is like scarred for life~
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Old May 19, 01
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thumbs up mr. yellow.
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Old May 19, 01
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what a sicko

Man there are so many freaks and sicko out there! Hey Mr.yellow it was a good thing that u were there and u saw what happened , who knows what the fuck face could have done to that kid. oh man your my hero too =P
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Old May 19, 01
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shit man...same thing happend to me!

OK this was last year in grade 10..me and my friend were walking down this trail during our break to go back to my house and eat lunch...well
we were just walking down this trail and this wierd guy we had both NEVER seen before was walking up..we were like...whatever...nothing wrong here!
OH BOY WERe WE FUCKEN WRONG!
holy shit! we were about 4 metres away from him and he stops...PULLS DOWN HIS FUCKEN sweatpants and starts jacking off in front of us!! i thought i was going to cry! :003:
so i was the one who pulled out of shock.. and i said turn around caitlin and walk up the trail...shes like what? oh man and so we both slowly turned and started quickly up the trail...caitlin turns around and says "OH MY GOSH AKI HE;S FOLLOWING US!" we i was sooo scared! we both ran up sooo fast...ran back to school and like called the police and shit...ya it was fucked up! scarred for life i tell ya...shit! i'm so scared of that trail now///i refuse to go down it unless i'm not in a group!
HEY MR YELLOW maybe it was the SAME GUY!
haha well ya
peace as always~!
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Old May 19, 01
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Aki, i can just picture you and caitlin like running down the trail screaming.

my brother works at the gap in park royal, and he was in the fitting rooms one day...and this old dirty looking man came in and he wanted to try on a pair of pants...a SINGLE pair of pants....so my brother let him into a fitting room. the guy didn't come out of the room for like 45 minutes...and he finally came out and just walked out. and my brother was like "ok that's weird." cuz normally people come out of the fitting room with the clothes in hand...

my brother went into the fitting room...and found the pants...perfectly folded and everything. and my brother was like "cool, i don't have to re-fold"...he picked up the pants and he looked in the mirror....there was cum going UP the mirror. CUM STREAKS. and my brother was like "EWWWWWWWWW!" and there was this magazine cut-out on the floor of some kid running through a sprinkler or something. ewww...the dirty old man had done BAD things to himself...while looking at the picture. cum streaks.
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Old May 19, 01
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..............

well......i'm not sure...but that guy was a pun.....
maybe.......

well anyways...those kids were like crying and they were about 9-11 yrs old around......
like the males just laughed their heads off...
but the girl he grabbed was like freak'n out major time...

afterwards...he saw me call the cops the runs into a house....

then he ran somewhere else...so my friend kept on chasing him......
finally we found him hiding somewhere near some apartment near mclean park (a park where i live really close too)
scary shit.....
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Old May 19, 01
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oh man...

thats toooooo funny twige....
some people are soooo crazy
my friend that works at super value in edgemount village was workign this one time and some crazy guy came in and took off all his clothes, put them in the shopping basket and started jacking off with one of the bananas! SHIT MAN...waht would you do?
so they had to get like all the big guys from meat and produce and the manager to escort him out of the store and call the police
hahahah thats anotehr classic story
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Old May 19, 01
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what's wrong with this world???

do people not get enuf sex or some shit??

totally fuck'd up...
and plus even if they to jack off......they should do it in a "secret' area.....


[sigh] this just sick'ns me......
and i can't believe it, when i told some of my friends they thought it was alright.....

totally fuck'd
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Old May 20, 01
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holy shit, that is soooo not ok, i don't know how some people could possibly think that! who knows what this very ill man's intentions were.....i'm sure it was probably more than grabbing and exposing himself....poor kids.

good job mr yellow....something needs to be done about these people....

liza
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Old May 20, 01
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isn't their own "bathroom" suppose to be their special place? yuck!!!!!!
thats gross about the changing room one!!!
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Old May 20, 01
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Whoa >_<

Yellow-That is some crazy shit all right...
but ya did the right thing...
Twig-Yikes is all i have to say about that guy...

I remember there was this guy in New West mall that was walking around womens stores and exposing his dick to an unassuming victims. They put an article in the paper and warned people for weeks. Finally he struck again and someone got on the phone and called 911 right away. Within minutes N.W.P.D was in the mall on all exits...finally an undercover see's this weird looking guy walk into a womans store and wabbam just as he dropped hid droors again he gets tackled to the ground with his underwear around his ankles. So they cuff him and carry him part way to the cop car with his genitals exposed....what a freak....but he didn't get the last laugh...getting hauled through a mall with your pants partially on is hilarious....and if he ever did get any jail time his ass would be owned by someone if he ever did make it to jail....guys in jail that still have respect for women hate these kinda freaks...and they make men like this PAY for their crime with their ass....the worst thing is child molestors...the moment any inmates find out that the reason you're doing time is because your a baby didler you're fucked....:003: "Help"!! LOL
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Old May 20, 01
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Thats some fucked up shit, dude.

So did you pound him??

I woulda.

-Dwight:063:
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Old May 20, 01
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sicko at the bus stop

I remember when i was like ten my mom and me were waiting for the bus. This guy comes and sits on the bench ( and there are a lot of ppl around , waiting for the bus too) and pull out his dick and start plying w/ him self ......ewww that was so gross. I don't understand what goes through their heads. dirty dirty ...... there are so many wierdos at there , i never go anywhere by myself any more.
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Old May 21, 01
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i swear some ppl are so sick. they need like a speshul facility somewhere to put allt hse god damn sicko's and child molesters where they can enver escape!! and just lock em all up there!

but if we're all telling stories..

there was one time my sis was on the bus k. *ya the 320...someof you know how fucking packed that thing can be* well anywayz, it was REALLY full and crowded so my sis was standing. this guy was stadning behind her. k well he looked fine. he was dressed up nice/casual *y'know khakis and whatnot* and he didn't look like..dirty or anything. he looked like a ncie guy and everything. then he was getting kinda close 2 my sis. well she's liek wtf?? cuz she felt something on her ass. and she turns around and this guys got his fucking dick hanging outta his pants and it's all like pressed against my sis' ass! she's like WTF?! and she starts yelling at him... and she like..literally kicked him outta the bus.

fricking sickos.. OI!
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Old May 21, 01
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oh oh and another thing! heh..this one is kinda funny..not so sick..

but my sis was walking home late at night from the bus k *it's about a 10 minute walk from my house* and she gets off. and she see's this native guy in like this plaid fricking..harsh 70's suit k,,a dn it's brown! hehe but then ya.. she's just walking down 152nd...and she hears foot steps..she turns around and he's like following her. she's like "ooookie then.." so she starts to walk a lil faster. finally she reaches the path between the orchard adn the other lil buildings. so she's walking down the path. and then she hears footsteps..but their like faster... then she feels someone just grab her ass *not that hard either* and she turns around and see this guy just running away..
she was justlike wtf??
and then she walked home..
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Old May 21, 01
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c-tard...sounds like your sister has really bad luck

i was watching a Leeza one day...and the show was about "women who escaped rape". and one lady was about to get raped...and the guy whipped out his dick...and the lady grabbed his dick and twisted and twisted it.

the man ran away.


moral of the story: if in doubt, twist the dick.
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Old May 21, 01
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lolz twig-e that's fuck'n funny man......

when in doubt, twist the dick......

LOLz.....

man...c-tard...you've been through alot...
haha...first you get chased home..now your sister??

[sick sad world]

twig-e that's a good idea.....when their about to rape...fuck'n twist it !.....that'll hurt *ouch*
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Old May 21, 01
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yeah man.

twist the dick.

and if a rapist approaches a woman she could just yell out "FREEZE ASSHOLE! I'M A TWISTER!!" and the guy will back off. or it would be cool if women had badges..like police badges that said "twister" on it.

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Old May 21, 01
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mr yellow ~ both those happened 2 my sis..not meeh! eh..

i'm just teh one who gets stared at by ALL the old men..and all the east indians... ESPECIALLY THE TRUCK DRIVERS! OMG it's like e-z buddy keep your god damned eyes on teh road!

oish! yknow hwo many times i've been whistled at...blown kisses at and like..smiled and winked at and what not by men over teh age of 50?! ugh! it's gross!! STUPID OLD MEN!!!

then there was one guy who was like...kinda following meeh around and after came up up 2 meeh and was like "hey baby..how u doin?" UGH! stupid old men!!

but my sis once got some homeless man in seattle hitting on her....and then he gave her a paper with a number and said "here's my home number..call meeh" she was like "wtf?! your homeless..how do you have a home number?!"

hehe


when in doubt, twist the dick! haha sounds good 2 meeh!

or of course if that doesn't work...and a guy is like pushing you down to give him a bj...my plan.

agree 2 it...wait till he whips it out.. then BITE as hard as ya can! *muahaha*
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Old May 21, 01
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hahahahha twig-e

that's freak'n hilarious...hahh "freeze! i'm a twister!" LMAO!

..oops sorry c-tard didn't know...
thought once you..
the other you sister ....
*ouch* feel sorry for you sis
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Old May 21, 01
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hahaha...bite it off and wear it as a necklace

that would scare off future rapists.


a penis trophy.
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Old May 21, 01
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wear it as a necklace??

mm..not quite to sure i'd want a dead penis hanging around my neck!

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Old May 22, 01
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sure you would!

and you could also use it as a weapon...you could like use it as one of those baton thingies that cops carry
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