OMFG you would not beleive the person that just came to my door

[krisamata]

ok first off im in my pj's and im siiiiick so i dont even want anyone coming to the door...

so i answer it and theres some guy standing there...and this is how our conversation goes:


him "oh i was just wondering who owned the car parked out in the street"
me " uhhh...me..why?"
him: "oh because i just watched someone hit it...someone just hit yer car"
me: i start freakin out... "what? fuck!! you have to be kidding me"
i start walking outside....
him: "oh im just kidding...it's just an icebreaker...i was actually just wondering how much you paid for yer last oil change"

me: fuck off im not interested


gggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
what a stupid bitch

wtf would you scare someone like that...that freaked me out....considering everything bad that happens to my car AND the fact that four other cars have been hit on my street before.


motherfucker.

watch out fer some stupid dumbass.

[Bitchin]

HAHAHAHA, I'm sorry krista.. but thats fucking halarious.. but knowing me I would react the same way.. haha.. I cant stop laughin..

K I even made my dad read it and hes laughing.. haha...

sorry.. but thats just good..

I wish I was there.. I probably would had chased him down the street.. which I still have to do to ryan and daves papare boy.. haha..

thats a funneh joke that happen to you this mornihg.. I'm still laughin!

[miss.myra]

maaan only in langley :P

[krisamata]

^^^ i swear it DOES only happen in langley
i remember a couple of years back when me and my mom were home and this guy came up to our front window (my mom was leaning over the couch trying to lcean the window and this guy gave her this preverted look)...then he actually had the nerve to come to the door...

he said he was selling potatoes.
in his hand were 2 or 3 small potatoes.
he gave us some prices...told us that he had more in the truck down the street...
we looked...no truck down the street.

weird eh?!

[frogprincess]

i wish that he came to my house? my little bean need an oil change?

[cinist]

lol i thought you were going to say your ex bf came to yer door

[SkoTtY]

what kind of idot would do somthing like that. I would be tempted to punch that ass hole!

[Jrin]

I hate door to door people. When I was in California, I used to cuss them out if they came to my door but now I live in a gated community and there's no soliciting allowed.

[Jrin]

Everyone should put up a little sign on their door that has a F&K logo on it and says, "NO Loitering! By order of Krista!"

[krisamata]

^^^ or not.