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*** ZARLON WATCH 2008: IN TROUBLE!
ZW HEADQUARTERS, LUXEMBOURG - A mighty blow was dealt today to "Zarlies" worldwide as our Fearless Leader reaffirmed her hardline no pics stance through at least the start of 2008. The Big Z also called on her past collaborators to remain uncooperative with the Growing Up Zarlon :: Horn Rimmed Memories 1998-2007 project that has been in the works for years.
"She's changed" one Z-man, identified as Jim, proclaimed. "She used to be all about letting us see her new haircut or lip ring, but now I don't even know if her septum is still peirced. This is starting to affect my daily life. I don't think I want to marry her anymore."