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Old Jul 08, 08
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Sun City, Port-au-Prince, Haiti in Kreyol

WARNING: THIS POST IS NOT IN ENGLISH. IF YOU DISLIKE READING CREOLE/KREYOL, THEN SKIP TO THE NEXT THREAD. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!! :P

Si'teh Soley be the shanty town fulla peeps in Port-au-Prince, Haiti.

U call it "Sun City", but dis place be wun ov de nation's very poor, very rough, 'n' very very bad places of Porto'prinz.
Dis be one ov de very big slums north ov de Equator.

Dere be no gendarms, no sewers, no stores, 'n' no lektri'si'te ta speak aboot.

Dis 'hood, yoos ta be fer day labourers fer a local "Export Processing Zone", but become le domoseel ta squatters frum aroun' de countryside look-look fer work in de fresh made factories.

Apray de 1991 coup d'etat that kick out President Jean Bertrand Aristide, America boycotted Haitian products, 'n' dis close the EPZ.

Si'teh Soley soon become very poor, always no work, 'n' very much no readin 'n writin here.

It be a tiny place representin Haiti's problems 'n' trubbels sometin fierce.

Ov da guestimated 200,000 ta 300,000 peeps livin in Si'teh Soley, de many-many peeps be very very poor.

- Come frum wikipedia 'n' written in Kreyol usin dis here URL: Cité Soleil - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Haiti is like the old black ghettos of NYC after that black drug dealer made a deal with the Italian mafia to control slinging hash in Harlem in the 70s.

Parts of that 'hood became a totalitarian regime controlled by a gang of drug dealers.

Thus today Haiti is basically a totalitarian regime controlled by anti Aristides rich people whose police are more corrupt than during Aristides' reign and under the influence of his Lavalas posse.

Much of the rise of criminal gangs can be attributed to not spending money on the poorest part of Port-au-Prince.

Instead, America had to spend $20 million on Cité Soleil and help get the UN solja boys (MINUSTAH) in there.

Though, MINUSTAH has been accused of causing more problems in Sun City, that the residents there would be glad to see the last of them when they wipe out all the criminal gangs.

Even so, I vote it as the top #1 place to visit under armed guard as a tourist spot. God knows, the UN needs tourist dollars due to the stinginess of the US.

REALITY BREAK: THIS IS SATIRE, FOLKS! THOUGH, HAITI NEEDS LAVALAS AND ARISTIDES MORE THAN THEY NEED THE RICH RUNNING THEIR TOTALITARIAN REGIME!

A final look at Si'teh Soley: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...te_soliel1.jpg
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HOLY FUCK ITS JENAI!!...

lol....RAAD.

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youre like fable...except with a vagina.
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youre like fable...except with a vagina.
I am worse than a person with a vagina, out of all men, of course.

Feel sorry for us, wimmen, please!

As fer de poor peeps ov Si'teh Soley, pleez do de moves on yer nahs pram minesta Harper 'n' tellum "America Out Of Haiti!"

We'd ruhdah hab UN solja boiz frum Sierna Leone, de Cameroons 'n' Liberia watchin us. ;)

Last edited by jenai; Jul 09, 08 at 10:46 AM. Reason: I spelled "Sierra" "Sierna'.
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^do you wear mostly hemp products and smoke a lot of pot?own a hoola hoop?listen to dubstep???live on or near the drive?
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I say "no, no, no"
to yer questions.
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^do you wear mostly hemp products and smoke a lot of pot?own a hoola hoop?listen to dubstep???live on or near the drive?
Don't worry, he's able to be retarded without the help of substances, bad music, or hippy location.
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oh its a he? I coulda sworn it was a vag for sure!!!!

Thats ok,jenai has an innie in my mind.
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