Why Men are bigger Pussies than Women

[jenai]

I am the biggest vagina on FNK, out of all the men and women here.

But then men are pussies cos here's why:

We have PMS daily, so we bloat daily but women call it "a night out with the boys". ;)

We are fussier than women except we do it survival style and rough it. Rather than makeup and perfume to look more handsome and smell better, we use what God gave us: five o'clock shadow and BO.

We are more emotional than women, and in touch with our feelings, tho we aint likely to share with 'em until after we done growed up after 35, if ever.

Proof of this is happening right now, cos I am dating an 'older woman', my second so far. This is my third real GF - I don't call the second lady I slept with a GF cos the relationship only lasted 3 visits before I ruined it. The only thing I am doing different is we didn't have sex on the first date, or the second, or the mini date yesterday. I am trying to behave in such a way that she thinks her falling for me is her idea.

But I will confess that part of the appeal I have is that I am a bigger pussy than she is: she had a fulltime security job, but I am still part-time. Also, I think I told her about surviving a gang of HS boys at Kwantlen Secondary late at night last year, the same story I told you guys.

Girl even mentioned that eventually dating evolves into going steady and hopefully, marriage. I am now learning courtship rituals I never experienced as a young buck, and am doing them better than most little boys do.

So I am a bigger pussy than a girl. Ladies, come on and hit me with your purses!!!!!!!

[NinjaBoy]

New Thread Title: I'm terrible with women, and here's why. Girls, reassure me please.

[rawb]

Originally Posted by jenai

I am the biggest vagina on FNK

NO NEW INFORMATION

[Phrenetic]

wow i got to step up my game, this is retarded...

[fritz]

[Phrenetic]

[inside]

^that was all sorts of awsome!

I thought jenai was a chick. I'm confussed. That has got to be the worst post I have ever read.

If you are a dude jenai. Grow some fuckin balls and be a man. You need a slap.

[Phrenetic]

Its A Tarp!

[ppcock]

Originally Posted by jenai

Proof of this is happening right now, cos I am dating an 'older woman', my second so far.

What are the visiting hours in a retirement home?

[Erin]

Originally Posted by inside

I thought jenai was a chick. I'm confussed. That has got to be the worst post I have ever read.

That's what I thought!!!

[NinjaBoy]

Being a dumbass has no gender restrictions!

[Revolver]

Originally Posted by Phrenetic

Its A Tarp!

guy, keep chan talk on the chans.

anyways ......NInJASAAAAAAAAGE!...AHAHAH..

FUCK YOUR SO AWSOME!.

why did you guys have to vote down his post.

this guy is pure comedy.

sombody post up is naskup trip vid now! lool

[cubed]

For all your ninjasage needs...

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

A Profiler would have a field day with him.

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

New Thread Title: I'm terrible with women, and here's why. Girls, reassure me please.

You know, I've seen posts for which this would be an apt summarization, but...

Jenai's brand of crazy isn't so easily explained away.

[Drazkers]

Have grown to love his these posts as i can't stop laughing, i love it when Jenai randomly pops up and is funny for alittle while.

[jenai]

i only got this OP banned cos i dissed the male species!

oh, and most of the female members here who were not clued in thought i was female.

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by jenai

oh, and most of the female members here who were not clued in thought i was female.

This doesn't bode well for you...

[Phrenetic]

who was the phone?

[jenai]

^what?^

[lildonkey]

dude... seriously.... WHAT THE FUCK

[tiedye]

That gave me a worse headache than my hangover.