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KeeBLeR · #1 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 01

random things that piss me off...

1) okay this should piss all of you off.. E.I. (Employement Insurance) ... okay wut the fuck! i work, i get a cirtian amount deducted from my paycheque each time to contribute to e.i. but the thing is where does my money go? ill tell you where if fucking goes... it goes into the fucking newfie (no offence) that sits on his ass for 6 months of the year cuz he is a fisherman! he can't fish all year round so wut does he do when that happens?!?!?! he puts in an application for E.I. and gets paid to sit on his ass while he waits for the next fishing season to start up ! okay like wut the fuck! im 20 and eversince i wuz 16 (when i leagly started working) ive been pumping cash in to fucking 45 year old newfie's who don't feel like working for 6 months!

2) ppl who walk around the street with the hands free headset on ! like wut the fuck is up with these things! i can find only two actual instances for these fucked up inventions... 1 when your having wild monkey sex..."can you hang on a sec.... oh! oh! oh! OHOHOHOHOH!... okay you were saying" and 2 driving... like wut the hell do you need to have the headset on for when you are holding the phone anyway! plus if you need both your hands to walk you should not be alowed to breath! and you look and sound like a fucking retard when your talking to yourself like kook!

3) lil old woman who think they can cross a busy downtown intersection when the light is yellow! i wuz driving my bosses car around (that wuz fun) downtown when im expecting to b able to turn on to a street a stupid ol lady darts out infront of me and almost getting run over! thank god for abs brakes! and she is still only half way across the intersection when the light goes green the other way cuz her pathetic excuse for running is like me walking backwards....

that's it for now... oh wait one more thing... annoying ppl at starbucks but i mentioned that one b4

:Keebler:

~lazee_grrl~ · #2 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 01

for EI..i dont' work so no money i lose..for teh people with headsets..if they walking thru the mall with it on..it sorta looks funny...and with the lil old lady jaywalkers...they bug me..!!

here's my gripe for hte day...planning stuff..i give up...whenever i plan stuff..it never works out...always be spontaneous...planning stuff only gives it expectations which the things never reach cuz plans don't go as planned...lalala~..:Lazee:

KeeBLeR · #3 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 01

and another thing! ppl who post something totally unrelated to a reply and then you feel ignored cuz the rest of the replies don't seem to b replying to your reply!

~lazee_grrl~ · #4 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 01

haha...i have another one!!...people who hint...just say it damnit..=P~...:384:

haha..but more to add to ur lil old woman one....they like to cross the street..they like to go suuuuuuuper slowly...and they know that cars will stop for them...that is the problem with them..lalala~..dorkess!!

yoko* · #5 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 01

haha keebler the things that piss you off are so funny. hehe. didn't know any one felt so passionately about ppl with those... walkman thingys...

jen.. so uhh.. you still have my uhhh.. paper. thing i wrote at uhm house of x right?? *hint hint* hahhahaaha

any way, strangely enough I don't have any gripes right now. I think I've been absorbing too much sun....

Glendita* · #6 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 01

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Originally posted by KeeBLeR
and another thing! ppl who post something totally unrelated to a reply and then you feel ignored cuz the rest of the replies don't seem to b replying to your reply!

hahahaha i hate that soooooo much ....... Oh man i almost got ran over today ,when i was down town ..... hmmm was that u Tony? ..... ahhh stupid ppl who can drive!

hint hint ...... i think ..... oh no i can say it ..... OH FUCK IT ..... JEN IS A LOSER!

Oh Yeah before i forget . i think ppl who walk around using hand free headset look like dorks , i don't understand that ..... i can see when ur driving u may need that ..... hey maybe they really enjoy singing their arms when they walk .

**MC Hammered** · #7 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 01

UI fucking sucks. You pay and pay into the fucking fund and when you need it, it's not there. Happened to me twice in my life so far.

The first time I got screwed because my employer was a dick and didn't submit the UI deductions properly (kept the cash for himself) and I got nothing.

The other time I couldn't find work for 6 months and needed UI and I was told I was short 10 hours to qualify. 10 FUCKING HOURS! I've been contributing to the fund for 8 years and NEVER abused the system, never applied for UI between jobs and they nail me for 10 hours. FUCK YOOOOOOOU!

So I get 'laid off' from this one job I loved. I fought it like crazy and they still gave me my walking papers. I looked at it and noticed I get almost 8 months of UI.

It happened to be in November of 1998 during the best snowfall BC has ever gotten.

So what do I do? *ahem* 'Yes maam, I am looking for work. I am applying for work as a snowboard instructor on our local mountains.'

HAHAHAHAHA! I got to snowboard ALL winter as part of the UI ski and snowboard team! All expenses paid! :063:

Keebler, I know how you feel. I hate those 'seasonal' workers who do nothing but sit on their ass.

I'm sorry, but I'm one taxpayer who is going to take advantage of the system at every interval. In fact, I'm doing it as we speak!

KeeBLeR · #8 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 01

hammer-but you see your different ! i don't blame ppl who abuse the system once in a while when shit hits the fan, it's the other muthabeeatches that do it on a regular basis and even know the names of the fuckers that work at the ei office!!!! i mean i myself have never been able to abuse the system except for not having to pay for fares on the skytrain while thier on strike.. hahahaha

yoko->im usually hard to piss off but there are things that really pick my ass! especially the loosers at starbux ... and jen of course
hahahha j/k

**MC Hammered** · #9 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 01

Keebler,

I respect your ethics my friend.

People who use UI piss me off too. It's like I'm paying into a fund so they can fucking party for free all summer. The best example is when I worked in Gibsons. I was looking for a place to rent and my agent tells me 60% YES 60% of the people there are on UI!

Fucking incredible! The work just enough hours to qualify then they find a way to get on UI. I couldn't figure out why SO many people were not working.

Funny thing is, the people are proud of it! It was like walking into a 'Twilight Zone' episode or something.

Only thing that pisses me off more than that are teenagers that think they are too good to work at McDonanld's and beg me for change.

KeeBLeR · #10 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 01

yeah man i totally agree on the mcdicks part man i have a "friend" like that! hahaha that's why i think once you graduate from highschool or enter the country you have to take a manditory exam for breathing licences!

BabyK · #11 (**permalink**) Jun 23, 01

PPl who walk around parties w/ their stoopid puffy ball chains tellin everyone else that their chain is better!!!!!! hahaha jp

As for your old lady crossing the intersection gripe.......
HOMELESS PPL WHO JAY-WALK DOWNTOWN!!
I was driving downtown and sum homeless guy trys to jaywalk, except the stupid fucker couldn't even do that right! aren't u supposed to wait till cars are out of the way?!!? and my smurf blue tracker isn't exactly hard to miss! anyways........ he walks out INTO my car and bangs his hands on my drivers side window! fuck i was ready to reverse rite over him!! :Kam: