Guys that suck at going down

specialblend · #1 (**permalink**) Apr 17, 03

OK girls turn to bitch, whats with those guys that are all fumbly and cant even find the clit???come on now u gotta know your shit..

Chet · #2 (**permalink**) Apr 17, 03

ha ha how hard is it to find the clit
start at the bottom of the slit and lick up until you feel the bump

sweet~kandy · #3 (**permalink**) Apr 17, 03

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

CBreaksB_20 · #4 (**permalink**) Apr 17, 03

shit this is funny....its girls and guys diss each other day!

BatGirL · #5 (**permalink**) Apr 17, 03

I HATE.. GUYS WHO SUCK AT IT...and worst of all guys who wont do it.. but let us do that shit for them .. its bull.. complete bull

tufflove · #6 (**permalink**) Apr 17, 03

ahahah chet u pretend you know! :tounge1:

**sNyx** · #7 (**permalink**) Apr 17, 03

I condisder myself a conisour.I consider myself to be much like Columbus; it maybe a adventure getting there but when you hit land.. it's a new world.

**MC Hammered** · #8 (**permalink**) Apr 17, 03

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Originally posted by Chet
ha ha how hard is it to find the clit
start at the bottom of the slit and lick up until you feel the bump

And if the bump is a little bigger than expected then you have just licked Myles. :225:

Goat · #9 (**permalink**) Apr 17, 03

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And if the bump is a little bigger than expected then you have just licked Myles

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

ladies, i'd be more than happy to accomodate you in these troublesome times :PartEkid:

#10 (**permalink**) Apr 17, 03

hahah I won't go into detail on this one..but I TOTALLY know what you mean. GUYS....You arn't always doing it right.

**MC Hammered** · #11 (**permalink**) Apr 17, 03

It's all about the Karate Kid method... up.... down... up... down... side to side... up... down...

NOW PRACTICE!!!!

specialkonrd · #12 (**permalink**) Apr 17, 03

/me has his tongue peirced. no complaints so far.

Goat · #13 (**permalink**) Apr 17, 03

Goat has his tongue, nippless and dong peirced.

mmmm...snatch

tufflove · #14 (**permalink**) Apr 17, 03

they all have piercings , they all have failed to ammuse me.
i dono mabe its just me!
mc hammerd i like ur 1st post!...

Ragga_Wh0re · #15 (**permalink**) Apr 17, 03

guys dont b pansys... getthe clit between ur teethe and suck MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM i wish i could masturbate

inkster · #16 (**permalink**) Apr 17, 03

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Originally posted by BatGirL
I HATE.. GUYS WHO SUCK AT IT...and worst of all guys who wont do it.. but let us do that shit for them .. its bull.. complete bull

oh, the road goes both ways.

and in both situations, yes, it is bullshit. i could easily pass judgement and conclude that you're just fooling around with immature guys.. but, i'd have to remember that i've been with some chicks who don't reciprocate who were well into their 20s.

some people are just shit, i guess.

PHUNK · #17 (**permalink**) Apr 18, 03

sometimes if the girl isn't "right" down there, you just wanna stay far and clear.

the best thing to do then, is just say, "i don't go down on girls". then you won't have to deal with it.

Prissypants · #18 (**permalink**) Apr 18, 03

hehe...I've been with girls that give bad head too...it usually ends with a: "Sorry sweetie, I've just had a really exhausting day. Let's just cuddle tonight."

Use your tongue and lips ladies not the teeth...

KandyKid · #19 (**permalink**) Apr 18, 03

Ya, i got my tongue pierced about 2-3 weeks ago and im yet to test it out on a clit, sorta sucks :S making out is DEFENITELY more fun when you have a pierced tongue though :)

Anyways, guys, when you are going down on a chick, dont do something dumb like stick your tongue in their pussies, its all about the clit :) and this mythical g-spot that only the most imfamous guys can find... :finger:

Sue Bitch · #20 (**permalink**) Apr 18, 03

sadly i have not found a guy who can do it right yet

i am still waiting though

rawb · #21 (**permalink**) Apr 18, 03

anyone who thinks they're rad at humps, at least enough to tell everyone, is almost always completly lost.

Ragga_Wh0re · #22 (**permalink**) Apr 18, 03

ive only came off of oral sex like 3 times in my whoredom,

specialkonrd · #23 (**permalink**) Apr 18, 03

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Originally posted by PHUNK
sometimes if the girl isn't "right" down there, you just wanna stay far and clear.

the best thing to do then, is just say, "i don't go down on girls". then you won't have to deal with it.

werd. I hate hairy pussy too. I won't eat that! get all these hairs in my mouth and shit :(

Ragga_Wh0re · #24 (**permalink**) Apr 18, 03

ditto for the guys, shave it or trim the shit up dontlike to floss while i eat :sick:

SEAN! · #25 (**permalink**) Apr 18, 03

Quote:

Originally posted by snyx™
I condisder myself a conisour.I consider myself to be much like Columbus; it maybe a adventure getting there but when you hit land.. it's a new world.

word man