worse way to wake up!!

Bitchin · #1 (**permalink**) May 29, 03

is with a fucking speder dangling over your fucking face..

HOLY CRAP!!!!!

I fucking freaked out.. shyte!!!

so not wut I like to open my eyes too.. shyte man..

I BLAME SHANNON FOR THAT!!

~lazee_grrl~ · #2 (**permalink**) May 29, 03

holy shit!!..i would scream and then be afriad of it dropping into my mouth!!..i'm glad i've never had to experience that!

mojo · #3 (**permalink**) May 29, 03

worse way to wake up-drunk still

Bitchin · #4 (**permalink**) May 29, 03

^I lub waking up still drunk.. haha.. then cracking another one open!!

~lazee_grrl~ · #5 (**permalink**) May 29, 03

^YEAH!..waking up still drunk is the best!.. :toasted:

so j'nette..wut happened to the spider afterwards?

Bitchin · #6 (**permalink**) May 29, 03

well after I freaked out.. and ran outta my room.. I came back... and it was gone...

so I decided to get ready to have a shower.. my alarm cock was going off.. so I went to turn it off and the spider jumped out.. freaked out again.. left it and hoped in the shower.. came back.. it was gone.. heh/..
fucking spider

~lazee_grrl~ · #7 (**permalink**) May 29, 03

haha..it would have been funny if somehow the spider got into the shower!!..spiders in showers are fucking scary!!..they swim so fast with their 8 legs..eewww~

cinist · #8 (**permalink**) May 30, 03

HAHAHAHAHA THAT IS SO SO GOOD!
but h0w is it my fualt ya wuss?
i bet you had a nice meal tha other nite!
paybacks a muthafucka huh
spiders spiders spiders spiders!!

Bitchin · #9 (**permalink**) May 30, 03

*shivers*

SHUT UP

cinist · #10 (**permalink**) May 30, 03

there is no such thing as spiders ji~dub, does that help?

#11 (**permalink**) May 30, 03

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Originally posted by Bitchin
well after I freaked out.. and ran outta my room.. I came back... and it was gone...

That has got to be the worst feeling ever. This one time..................................I was in my room and seen 2 HUGE wolf spiders with long ass legs and huge bodys...we're talking like BIG. Anyway...I was all freaked out and didn't wnat to scare them away, so I slowly went upstairs and got the Raid...came back down and they were gone. No where to be found.....like...where did they go?
Ughh I raided my whole room and the whole downstairs after that.

**MC Hammered** · #12 (**permalink**) May 30, 03

The worst way to wake up is dead.

But then you wouldn't be waking up would you??

Bitchin · #13 (**permalink**) May 30, 03

^for you the worse way to wake up is with a lil'green dude handing over you.. BAHAH

c.tard · #14 (**permalink**) May 30, 03

if that happened to me, i would have a breakdown or something.. literally. i'm horribly terrified of spiders.. it's bad.

i broke a spider the other day.
it was in my shower, and then i freaked and grabbed the shower head (the water was already running) and i sprayed the shower wlal to get rid of the spider. it's legs separated from it's body before it went down the drain. then i ran the water to make sure it really went down. ugh..

**MC Hammered** · #15 (**permalink**) May 30, 03

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Originally posted by Bitchin
^for you the worse way to wake up is with a lil'green dude handing over you.. BAHAH

Not THAT is fucking scary. :shake:

Bitchin · #16 (**permalink**) May 30, 03

dude.. I was terrified.. like.. screaming and shit.. ugh.. just ask shannon.. its no laughin matter.

*shivers*

I think next time I'll call some one and have them come kill it for me.. cause I cant go near em'

cyberdog · #17 (**permalink**) May 30, 03

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Originally posted by Lady_Venom
This one time..................................I was in my room and seen 2 HUGE wolf spiders with long ass legs and huge bodys...we're talking like BIG. Anyway...I was all freaked out and didn't wnat to scare them away, so I slowly went upstairs and got the Raid...came back down and they were gone. No where to be found.....like...where did they go?

What are U trying to, give me nightmares????

cinist · #18 (**permalink**) May 30, 03

i d0nt get it tho ji` cuz why would you rather leave and c0me back to not know where it is ? it could be anywhere, i'd rather get up tha guts to kill it then worry all nite long about where it might be

ohh and your screaming when it c0mes to spiders is excellent haha :c-tard:

Chet · #19 (**permalink**) May 30, 03

yeah it's probubly hiding in your pillow and in the night will lay it's eggs in your skin or ear, then those little cleas spiders will hatch and start pouring out of you

Bitchin · #20 (**permalink**) May 30, 03

Chet.. you have no idea.. how much I hate you right now.

kimmay candy · #21 (**permalink**) May 30, 03

dude,did you know in your sleep in a life time you swallow 7 spidars? lol yeah you dont knowtise it when you sleep but they crawl in your mouth and you just yawn and then eat em..thats why sumtimes you get thirsty in the night! yeah,and the worst way to wake up is to a nasty guy/girl that ur beside after a night of hard drinking over your ex..and your rather naw ur arm off then wake them up to move it! hahahah I think we all know what thats like

**MC Hammered** · #22 (**permalink**) May 30, 03

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Originally posted by Chet
yeah it's probubly hiding in your pillow and in the night will lay it's eggs in your skin or ear, then those little cleas spiders will hatch and start pouring out of you

LOL! Just like in the movie "The Believers"

Chet · #23 (**permalink**) May 30, 03

ha ha
sorry but sometimes they lay eggs in your ear

and who knows how many there are in there now

Bitchin · #24 (**permalink**) May 30, 03

I hope I never meet you.
Thats PURE evil.

cinist · #25 (**permalink**) May 30, 03

^
i h0pe you never meet him either, assualt charges whut!