the other night a massive wolf spider crawled across my basement floor. i screamed, my dog woke up and went to chase it but the spider was too fast. and it kept goin from dark place to dark place. i was stranded on my couch fro a good two hours until i couldnt bare it anymore and had to get to bed, i managed to make a path using an automan and a phone book towards my room and then i jumped from teh hallway to my bed.
if i can see the hair on the legs of the spider i dont like them. daddy longlegs dont bother me, when i was little i used to pick them up and move from the people that were scared. those damn wolf ones....
spiders are smart too, they can pull out some crazy ass moves when they knwo they are bein chased to death. one spider that was on the roof dropped a freakin web right before it was squished it, like as the paper towl was a hair away from it it dropped liek it waited till the last second and i was underneath it.. that wasnt cool at the time, but lokin back thats one smart spider.
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