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Old Sep 23, 03
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Fuck.
This morning, being the Alert Genius I usually am, I fully walked face first into a wall.

It hurt at the time, but now hours later I have a really BAD headache.


..and I've only got myself to blame! (well, in my defence, it WAS dark..)
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Old Sep 23, 03
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[Nelson voice] HAW-HAW [/Neslon voice]

Maybe time to be makin' a visit to the ole' optometrist, eh?
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Old Sep 23, 03
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!

poor myra!
/me hands myra a beer
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Old Sep 23, 03
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^^ Why an optometrist? Just curious...

That sucks Myra...! Maybe you should check it out and make sure it's not a mild concussion or something of the sort...

*Jen*
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Old Sep 23, 03
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It's ok as long as no one saw you! One time I walked into a pole in front of about 10 people and fell over, that was embarrasing as well as painful.
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Old Sep 23, 03
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^^ Why an optometrist? Just curious...
Well, to get her eyes checked obviously.

When big flat walls start sneaking up on you, it might be a sign that your vision ain't what it used to be.
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Old Sep 23, 03
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Haha...yeah, I just realized what you meant.... :kam:

*Jen*
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Old Sep 23, 03
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It's ok as long as no one saw you! One time I walked into a pole in front of about 10 people and fell over, that was embarrasing as well as painful.
True story.

In grade 8 I had a huge crush on Jockey McJockerson who basically lived/ate/slept sports and I was walking home from school with him. Anyways, as we were walking and he was filling me in on the completely thrilling world of hockey I was just staring at him and not looking ahead of me.

Long story short, I walked sideways into a pole. I totally tried to play it so cool after, pulling a 'tee hee, oops! so tell me more about hockey!'. It was so rad. I think I live in a sitcom : |

(and amazingly enough, that walk home was our final date. wonder why! :P)
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Old Sep 23, 03
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hah

didn't get your coffee this morning?
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Old Sep 23, 03
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LOL

maybe it was God's way of punishing you for lying
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Old Sep 23, 03
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Hey don't feel bad. There are lots of guys who find it a major turn-on, to see a chick walk into a wall(including myself). I also find it pretty hot when a girl will be staring so intently, that she drools all over herself. Walking into walls and drooling, oh so hot!


The sad part is, I'm not joking.
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Old Sep 24, 03
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Originally posted by miss.myra
This morning, being the Alert Genius I usually am, I fully walked face first into a wall.

It hurt at the time, but now hours later I have a really BAD headache.


..and I've only got myself to blame! (well, in my defence, it WAS dark..)
ohh jeez...i did almost the same thing today..only i walked into the door frame and hurt my shoulder...hahah


now that ive ahd some coffee and breakfeast i feel a bit more alert.
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Old Sep 24, 03
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True story.

In grade 8 I had a huge crush on Jockey McJockerson
and .....

Long story short, I walked sideways into a pole.
OMG that guy was so dreamy
in fact I was also talking to him as he walked me to the bus stop
i walked right into a lamp post....
DONG!!

also a true story - dumb ass Mr.McJockerson making all the pretty girls walk into stuff

screw him!!
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Old Sep 24, 03
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My head still hurts.

Could this be the externalization of my undying wish that stupiditiy is painful?


owww.
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Old Sep 24, 03
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screw him!!
I DID
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Old Sep 25, 03
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somebody must have snuck into your room and moved that wall.
MUST HAVE!@#&*
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Old Sep 25, 03
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Could this be the externalization of my undying wish that stupiditiy is painful?
If that actually occurred there'd be a maze of people writhing in pain everywhere I went...not to mention a lot of phone calls with only screams of anguish coming from the other end (I work in tech support)...
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Old Sep 28, 03
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Long story short, I walked sideways into a pole.
Bwahahahaha.. you should have kept that long story long, it was great.
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