talking on the phone while driving...

narc · #1 (**permalink**) Oct 03, 03

another of my on-the-road-rants...

You're driving down the road in the fast lane, the car infront of you is either keeping the speed limit or barely making it.

You can't overtake the vehicle using the curb lane or HOV lane because your boxed in. Furiously flashing your highbeams at the driver fails.

After a km or so of you're able to overtake the vehicle, while driving alongside the car that was infront, you notice the driver is deep inconversation with their cell phone; you let the 50 cars that were behind you pass and watch them look over at the impeding driver and glare; you fall back beside the impeding vehicle and roll down your driverside window...

take the airhorn you just bought from Canadian Tire from the passenger seat and blast the driver a good 2 seconds...

drive off..

**MC Hammered** · #2 (**permalink**) Oct 03, 03

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Originally posted by Narc
take the airhorn you just bought from Canadian Tire from the passenger seat and blast the driver a good 2 seconds...

Now that is the best idea I have heard in a long time.

Think I'll pick up a box.

KStar · #3 (**permalink**) Oct 03, 03

ahaha.. thats great..

i fucking hate it when people drive and talk ..

speically when you are in the car with them .. its like WIAT UNTIL YOU STOP.. it should be illegal to talk for mor then 2 mins on a cell phone when driving .. unless your getting directions or something

SEAN! · #4 (**permalink**) Oct 03, 03

i hate the tools who go the speed limit or slower in the leftlane..what the fuck is the point of being in that lane if you're going to go the same pace as the people in the "slower" lane

the one thing i really like about american drivers is they know this, and they will get out of you're way if their in the left lane before you even come very close up to em.

beach*bum · #5 (**permalink**) Oct 04, 03

^ americans and albertans.
heh.

All!e · #6 (**permalink**) Oct 04, 03

best idea ever!

junglequeen · #7 (**permalink**) Oct 05, 03

i like it when people cant turn properly cuz they are talking on their phones - especially people with non-power assisted steering
get outta my lane!!!

e_BoY · #8 (**permalink**) Oct 06, 03

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Originally posted by SEAN!:
i hate the tools who go the speed limit or slower in the leftlane..what the fuck is the point of being in that lane if you're going to go the same pace as the people in the "slower" lane

the one thing i really like about american drivers is they know this, and they will get out of you're way if their in the left lane before you even come very close up to em.

tell me about it. fucking ticks me off those slow bastards in the left lane.

inkster · #9 (**permalink**) Oct 14, 03

a small air compressor and the horn from a semi would be nice.

Smokey · #10 (**permalink**) Oct 15, 03

in america i'm pretty sure you can accually get a ticket for driving in the left lane when your not passing someone....

SEAN! · #11 (**permalink**) Oct 15, 03

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Originally posted by Smokey
in america i'm pretty sure you can accually get a ticket for driving in the left lane when your not passing someone....

yeah you can..but your also not allowed to pass on the right

inkster · #12 (**permalink**) Oct 15, 03

if there's no one behind me, i'll cruise in the left. mainly just so that there's less of a chance of someone being in front of me. two-second rule, and all that. but as soon as someone gets behind me, i'll accelerate until i can find an empty spot to pull into. and by behind me, i mean about 15 car lengths back.