Overtly chipper people...

[cerah]

GOD I WANNA STRANGLE THEM!!!

Especially when they call at like 9am.

*grumbles*

You know the type... the uber high pitched "Helloooo this is so n so from this and that, how are YOU??"

*makes strangling motions*

There's this one chick... works for CCRA (Canada Customs and Revenue Agency) who calls me at work all the time to get updates on tax returns and our clients and shit.

I swear to God every time I hear that woman's idiotic voice I wanna go over there with two really big black guys and watch as she chokes on the first guys dick while the second is fucking her up the ass.

[Senior]

Originally posted by cerah:


You know the type... the uber high pitched "Helloooo this is so n so from this and that, how are YOU??"

Better yet is when they say that and then don't even wait for an answer... idiots!

[cerah]

Sometimes I'm tempted to say I'm feeling really shitty and want to kill myself then ask how they're doing.

But alas I cannot... damn business policy!!

[Senior]

Originally posted by cerah:
Sometimes I'm tempted to say I'm feeling really shitty and want to kill myself then ask how they're doing.

But alas I cannot... damn business policy!!

One day... if I had a new job already and was just finishing my last 2 weeks... let the games begin... sigh...

[baby_bluez]

omg, kay my bf lives in like a town house condo subdivision complex thingy in walnut grove and A) theres CONSTANTLY children running around screaming
B) theres this horrrrrrible woman who calls the children and one of the girls name is hayley (also my name) so at like 8 in the morning when im trying to sleep all i can hear is
"HAYYYYLEYYYYY.... HUNNI STOP DOING THAT< COME HERE"
or talking to the other "stay at home moms"
OMG HIIIIIIIIII, ohhhh yesssss hes just ADORRRRABLE!"
ahh it makes me want to die! seriously!

[Chet]

be overtly chipper back in a semi mocking tone
then tell them you are just trying to be nice

[Senior]

Originally posted by Chet:
be overtly chipper back in a semi mocking tone
then tell them you are just trying to be nice

Talk to them like they are 4 years old? Hehehehe

[cerah]

How I wish I could quit my job *sighs*

Leave a virus on the system whut??? No not me EVER!!

As for faking annoyingly chipper people... I just can't do it... it makes me gag. My "phone voice" is bad enough.

[ebbomega]

"Corporate Accounts Payable, Nina Speaking.... Just a moment....."

[cerah]

*gasps*

*does a double take*

*rubs eyes*

Can it be???

Can it really be the great ebbomega gracing my lowly thread with his presence???

*swoons*

*faints*

[ebbomega]

Originally posted by cerah
*gasps*

*does a double take*

*rubs eyes*

Can it be???

Can it really be the great ebbomega gracing my lowly thread with his presence???

*swoons*

*faints*

Hey! We'll have none more of the sarcastic ego inflation!

That's MY job!

[cerah]

*giggles*

I missed you!!!

*snuglles up to Dave*

You went poof and disappeared... Adrienne and I even tried signing up on Wil Wheaton to try and find you but they never sent back a confimation :( I guess we aren't cool enough for your Wesley Crusher website.

I tried to see your skank ass sometime this summer when Ry moved to the Island but you were over here when I called... DAMN YOU!!!

[Goat]

eat shit and die :moon:

ahahhaha.

[ebbomega]

Uh... 0wn3d?