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Old Dec 11, 03
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Today I hate everybody.

So I guess I've moved thoroughly into the Anger stage of my depression. I'm slowly beginning to despise anything that at all has anything to do with not serving me or my wishes even though quite honestly it's not really doing anything to piss me off. And to top it off, it's just contributing to one of those really nasty days where I have absolutely zero ambition to even be somewhat chipper. I can't really say that anything today has made me smile even in some deep bowel of my subconscious, save the kick I got by plugging my screen name into google just to see what pops up and seeing a couple girls on Suicide Girls talking about me and their boobies (I feel such celebrity).

So in an attempt to thoroughly vent all this, the following things have pissed me off today:

1) People in Duncan who live in this delusion that they know how to drive. You don't. Kindly get the fuck off the road.

2) This goddamn Operating System. It'd be really nice if I could just go out and get myself a cable modem, but sadly, as the cable isn't under my name I can't do this without parental permission. Now please understand this does piss me off with absolutely no reason, as if it pisses me off I have no right to complain until I'm out of the house, paying my own bills and affording my very own cable modem so I don't need to deal with Gates' little broken cash cow that refuses to work for much longer than a 6-hour period of just normal use.

3) Ferries. I'm moreso pissed off at Gordo for his little Union-skull-cracking bullshit he's been pulling ever since the bus strike. Ordering a 90 day cooling off period. Smart move. Now that it's thoroughly bit you in the ass maybe you'll realize that elitism doesn't bode so well out here. We have a high standard of living and everybody's getting really pissed off with how you're thoroughly fucking with that, Gordo. You know, people started realizing that lack of welfare was basically treating poor people like criminals back in the 1900s. Sad to see you refuse to admit a philosophy is wrong 100 years after it was already deemed obsolete. Keep up the good work, Gordo. Glad I didn't vote for ya, but now I get to sit in this steaming pile of shit because BC is filled with a bunch of people who refuse to take the consequences of their actions and blame all their problems on someone else. Heck, I'm one of them.

4) Have I mentioned that nobody in Duncan knows how to fucking drive?

5) I seriously can't wait for this bloody holiday season to be over so that the timing will be decent enough for me to at least ask for a transfer back to the mainland so I can get back to paying my own rent and living my own life instead of sitting around here in Duncan gathering dust and doing the intellectual equivalent of masturbation so I can actually move on with my life and make some use of my more recently dwindling ambition.

Have I left anything out? I don't think so, but on the most part I'm pissed off with myself for my situation, which doesn't help it much because then I just become a self-important bastard feeling sorry for himself and it just digs me deeper into this fucking hole that's gotten me stuck on this godforsaken island in the first place.
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Old Dec 11, 03
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It's true the people of Duncan can not drive. I know the secret - after 4 they are all drunk...i know this for fact, i cashed their cheques :)
Get off the road hippies!!!
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Old Dec 11, 03
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dont hate , appreciate
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Old Dec 11, 03
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cheer up babe everything will look up cuz when your up u dont ever want to be down but when your down in no time youll be up again so jsut smile and take life for what it is ..... everyone has thier bad days.....i believe that kharma will catch up and know that u dont deserve this and make everything ok
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Old Dec 11, 03
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LMAO....drunken duncan!!! i luv it!! (they cant drive....)
i know how u feel..this has been a shitty week for me as well....and now were stranded on this island.... :finger: ferry nazi fockkers!!!
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Old Dec 11, 03
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why don't you put on some garters and dance around the room a bit, it might cheer you.
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Old Dec 11, 03
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I hate you too!!
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Old Dec 12, 03
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I kind of hate people lately too.
especially customers.


Customer: "Excuse me, do you work at wal mart?"
Me: "er.... yeah..."(as I look down at my blue Walmart vest and name tag)
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Old Dec 12, 03
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Lemme tell you. God created Einstein, Orson Scott Card, Newton, Liebnitz, and Linus Torvalds.

And then, to provide perfect balance to the world, he created the Superstore customer.
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Old Dec 12, 03
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^ fuck you take that back!
I smrt liek spune!
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And then he created Jess.... Jury's still out on that one....
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