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Old Mar 26, 04
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size does matter.............................

I was reading this article in the anch press about penis size and vagina size. The study analyzed in the feature suggested that on average petite, slim, females have cavernous vaginas and that fatter, big boned females had tiny vaginas.


Makes you kinda wonder about nature and natural selection. Because if the same were true about men, meaning on average, tall, slender men had bigger penis' and fat, shorter men had smaller penis'.

Then I realized, if this was all true....

fat men = small dicks for fat women w/ small vaginas

tall, slender men=big dicks for petite, slim women w/ big vaginas

I also came to the conclusion that now that this study is out there, if a women says I need a big penis to satisfy me, well then fucking her might be like fucking a glass of water because she's a footbal stadium down there.

And the same thing goes for guys saying they need a tight pussy, like in the movie KIDS, perhaps these guys have small dicks, that would nessitate small vaginas.

How ever, ive got my own theory on guessing penis size, It all depends on how deep the guys voice is. I believe i've got lots of female backing on this one.
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lol wtf
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Old Mar 26, 04
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ok seriously.... where is the bat!
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Old Mar 26, 04
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cavernous vagina
dont mind me, just quoting 'cavernous vagina'.

ENTERING HER GENITALIA IS LIKE VISITING A VERY LARGE, TOTALLY EMPTY CAVE OF DARK SECRETS.
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Old Mar 26, 04
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sounds sketchy

all the guys i've been with have had average if not bigger dinks

but, i've never fucked a fatty...actually fatty mc fatty, but he was averagely hung

augh...i hope i never run into a pinner, i don't know what would happen :soak:
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Old Mar 26, 04
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this was way too overanalyzed
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Old Mar 26, 04
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deep voice = big cock? alrighty then
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sounds sketchy

all the guys i've been with have had average if not bigger dinks

but, i've never fucked a fatty...actually fatty mc fatty, but he was averagely hung

augh...i hope i never run into a pinner, i don't know what would happen :soak:
in those tough situations, you just gotta laugh!
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Old Mar 26, 04
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ok seriously.... where is the bat!
why are you that lose?
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Old Mar 26, 04
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Originally posted by dj wackk
I was reading this article in the anch press about penis size and vagina size. The study analyzed in the feature suggested that on average petite, slim, females have cavernous vaginas and that fatter, big boned females had tiny vaginas.


Makes you kinda wonder about nature and natural selection. Because if the same were true about men, meaning on average, tall, slender men had bigger penis' and fat, shorter men had smaller penis'.

Then I realized, if this was all true....

fat men = small dicks for fat women w/ small vaginas

tall, slender men=big dicks for petite, slim women w/ big vaginas

I also came to the conclusion that now that this study is out there, if a women says I need a big penis to satisfy me, well then fucking her might be like fucking a glass of water because she's a footbal stadium down there.

And the same thing goes for guys saying they need a tight pussy, like in the movie KIDS, perhaps these guys have small dicks, that would nessitate small vaginas.

How ever, ive got my own theory on guessing penis size, It all depends on how deep the guys voice is. I believe i've got lots of female backing on this one.

Your the guy who checks out other guys packages while at the urinal, and in the public pool change rooms aren't you? you should start your own area of science for this topic.
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why are you that lose?

ya funny.

no so i can hit him in the head!
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Old Mar 26, 04
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do i sense some insecurity?
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???? ummmmmm...... no?
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Old Mar 26, 04
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ok seriously.... where is the bat!
LOL! Don't forget the damn panda . . . or maybe the mofoin' panda has the bat, man.
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Old Mar 26, 04
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I am fuckin' howling at all these posts!! Then again, it's 3 am and I've been freshly blazed.
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^^ i think the panda should beat his ass!!!
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I am fuckin' howling at all these posts!! Then again, it's 3 am and I've been freshly blazed.
damn u... i need a doobie so bad!
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dont mind me, just quoting 'cavernous vagina'.

ENTERING HER GENITALIA IS LIKE VISITING A VERY LARGE, TOTALLY EMPTY CAVE OF DARK SECRETS .
yeah, except when I am done with it, I leave my secrets inside that cave :kam:
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ya funny.

no so i can hit him in the head!
hahahah, which HEAD??? :010:
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Your the guy who checks out other guys packages while at the urinal, and in the public pool change rooms aren't you? you should start your own area of science for this topic.
actually I found slender girls to be quite to be somewhat tight in their vagina, although once the rhythm got going, she enveloped my cock very willingly with little resistance...oh boy, did it ever feel better once she loosened up :PartEkid:
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I will never go after a fatty girl....ewwwwwwwww!!!! Although the "myth" of ripping a small opening on a biggun sure does bring another meaning to anal sex on slender chicks. :kam:
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Old Mar 27, 04
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^ are you drunk?
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No, but if I ever was drunk....heheheh, I'd take a round outta you that's for sure ;)
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