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Punching Bag Bitch, cry and whine your way into oblivion. |
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this is definitely my favourite trick, too the best part is that in my office, all the customer service reps sit in the same room, and we don't have cubicles, so when we pass the customer around we can hear each other doing it! hahaha |
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me at bank : sorry sir, being that your branch is in surrey(my work is in poco) and im new to this branch, do you have anything with a signature or address on it??
sir: what??? ive been banking with td some dickety odd years blah blah *ID thrown at me with a grunt* yay for people, i know your feelings oorrrr hello what can i do for you today, -just read the piece of paper and do it alright, so are you enjoying your day -*points at paper* well???? get on it yay |
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if i didn't smoke weed on the job, mine would be the worst. if i get a customer whos bitching at me cause im late to deliver there tv, i then have to meet them in person, and then enter there house, and i can't leave till my paperwork is signed...... but im high, so it balances out.
and if your asian, you know how to setup your own god damned dvd player!!!! |
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I just give the fuckers dirty looks....sometimes they make me so mad that i have to walk to the back of the store to refrain from freaking out....I want to slap some of these people. there so rude.
my favorite customer was the (seriously) crazy middle aged lady that used to come to my till and freak out at everyone....it was great, we almost egged her on her "SOMEBODY STOLE MY MAIL!!" us: "maybe you didn't get any mail" shit like that. she would talk to herself, laugh to herself, and she also claimed that her and her dead mother catch criminals together... |