a big 'fuck you' to raccoons (and anyone else who digs through your garbage)

justin · #1 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 04

i just finished picking up the gross old garbage that the raccoons have strewn all across my backyard

bungoshlung · #2 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 04

eww... was it your garbage? if not, thats 10x worse

justin · #3 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 04

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Originally Posted by bungoshlung

eww... was it your garbage? if not, thats 10x worse

lol ya, it was my garbage
they knocked over our bin and ripped the bag inside all apart
thankfully i didnt have to touch it, i put a bag over my hands

mapleleaf4ever · #4 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 04

I caught a Bum trying to take the Cans and stuff from my Recycling Bin once. I let my Great Dane out to chase him away! :D He hasn't been back since.

Erin · #5 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 04

Once Me, Jovi, and bob had pet racoons. Named Rocky and bullwinkle.

robyn · #6 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 04

Once I lived on this beautiful, racoon free island. Then some ass-hat from the mainland caught some, brought them over to the island, and released them. WHO DOES THAT?

stringbeans · #7 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 04

^^haha

we used to get lots of racoons but then we out smarted them by putting bricks on top of our garbage cans.. now we never get them

bob · #8 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 04

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Originally Posted by Erin

Once Me, Jovi, and bob had pet racoons. Named Rocky and bullwinkle.

what do you mean "once"? they're still OURS.
haha to feeding them eggs...that was the cutest thing ever.

sidekick · #9 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 04

I didn't have raccoons....but we had crows where i used to live that dive-bombed the trashcans in the driveway until they knocked over and then they would pick through the plastic bag and eat garbage.

Erin · #10 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 04

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Originally Posted by bob

what do you mean "once"? they're still OURS.
haha to feeding them eggs...that was the cutest thing ever.

Where was my head when I wrote that huh?!? That was the cutest thing ever.

cheebus420 · #11 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 04

I hate cleaning up that shit man, two seconds to secure a lid is worth so much more.

Mr.Wrong · #12 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 04

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Originally Posted by justin

i just finished picking up the gross old garbage that the raccoons have strewn all across my backyard

theyll be back
youre gon have to kill em

Erin · #13 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 04

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Originally Posted by Mr.Wrong

theyll be back
youre gon have to kill em

NO!!! Don't kill them!!! Thats not very nice!!!

Mr.Wrong · #14 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 04

lifes not nice

cyberdog · #15 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 04

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Originally Posted by justin

thankfully i didnt have to touch it, i put a bag over my hands

That's what rubber gloves are for...

junglEst_gurl · #16 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 04

in my ghetto hood its bums going through our cans.....im not worried bout the animals....

on a note....WEIRDEST thing the other day.....I was sitting outside my house and i see this guy going through our garbage bins(obviosuly lookin for cans or wutever they look for)....& once dudes done his business he pulls out a cellphone!
WOWZAHS.....now bums (or garbage pickers)have cellphones....wut the shit is this world coming to

Kelster · #17 (**permalink**) Apr 23, 04

i dig through your garbage once a week...but i don't leave a big mess <3

crookedking · #18 (**permalink**) Apr 23, 04

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Originally Posted by justin

i just finished picking up the gross old garbage that the raccoons have strewn all across my backyard

i was just looking for a DNA sample :(

Jen-E-03 · #19 (**permalink**) Apr 23, 04

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Originally Posted by junglEst_gurl

on a note....WEIRDEST thing the other day.....I was sitting outside my house and i see this guy going through our garbage bins(obviosuly lookin for cans or wutever they look for)....& once dudes done his business he pulls out a cellphone!
WOWZAHS.....now bums (or garbage pickers)have cellphones....wut the shit is this world coming to

LOL last time i was chillin in Van i saw a bum wearin a really nice suit, but with no shirt underneath, no shoes and no socks...maybe it was just casual fridays or sumthin hmm

Jingles · #20 (**permalink**) Apr 23, 04

YOu'd be surprisd how many racoon frame up jobs are dones by crows.
Crows love garbage - they LOVE it!!

Either way - loc the lid ...you're the one leaving the all night buffet out there for them , don't get mad when they utilize it!

Jblaze · #21 (**permalink**) Apr 23, 04

Stake out time , get a pellet gun and wait it out , when they wana fuck around bust a cap in them fuckers .. they wont come back. lol

ppcock · #22 (**permalink**) Apr 23, 04

yeah dude.. i did it as well

except i dont call them raccoons.. I call them east indians.

bob · #23 (**permalink**) Apr 23, 04

hahahaha count on marty to lay it down!
that's the funny of the day right there.

edit: nevermind i thought u were talking about hindus digging through your garbage, but you're just talking about shooting hindus... not AS funny marty.

Erin · #24 (**permalink**) Apr 23, 04

Hahahahahahahahaha!!

Yeah...

hahahahahahaha!

Iokua · #25 (**permalink**) Apr 23, 04

Raccooons are terrifying. in my area they hunt in packs but they send a scout so if you see one you run the other way because 5 more will be there shortly. It's even worse when you're in your hot-tub under water looking up (don't ask) and you see a little face peer over the hot tub. I almost fucken shat myself...it's scary when they surround the hottub...not like I'm scared of them killing me per-se but the fact that I'm only wearing a bathing suit is kinda on the con side. Also...they aren't scared of humans...like you can walk up to them and pet them...but if you get the wrong one...ho boy...wow I'm such a hick (crying).