a shit talk meet = doesnt = a huggy plurry meet`

ppcock · #1 (**permalink**) May 15, 04

Im so tossed out of my treee.

Everyone wasnt able to shit talk.. worst meet evar.

Oh.. But no worries.. Someday i'll be able to find someone who will encourage shit talking.

I came home thinking i was working tomorrow.. I just got the call "oh.. we dont need you"

fuckers.

Quin600 · #2 (**permalink**) May 15, 04

Whiny bitch. We talked shit about you after you pussied up and left so early. Your loss.

Kelster · #3 (**permalink**) May 15, 04

so like we were walkkigin down the streen and i hadto pee...i pee, oget up and i fall rolling on the road in my shoulder!

my shouder is all cratched..then we drive home and i have a cratche dup shoulder

i' drtwewe up all over my flowers and i'm still ready o pewk

i 'm still pewkhng

and pewking
and pewkhnig

i keep geting up to pewk omore

tooeoow will be rouht
'

i hope this makes it better

mojo · #4 (**permalink**) May 15, 04

hahah
pisstank

crackdragon · #5 (**permalink**) May 15, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kelster

so like we were walkkigin down the streen and i hadto pee...i pee, oget up and i fall rolling on the road in my shoulder!

my shouder is all cratched..then we drive home and i have a cratche dup shoulder

i' drtwewe up all over my flowers and i'm still ready o pewk

i 'm still pewkhng

and pewking
and pewkhnig

i keep geting up to pewk omore

tooeoow will be rouht
'

i hope this makes it better

Hahaha... some of the best drunk typing evar.

PS I hope you feel better soon

Kelster · #6 (**permalink**) May 15, 04

hahahha.

i woke up and was all 'oh shit i hope i didn't go on fnk last night, i wonder what kinda crap i posted'. i wonder if i talked to anybody on msn last night :/

i'm still drunk.

i completely forgot bout falling! i had street mud all over my hair and back :( FUCK.

i should probably hose off the flowers before my parents see my mcnuggets all over em :/

ppcock · #7 (**permalink**) May 15, 04

what's worse.. i didnt have to work!

boourns.

Kelster · #8 (**permalink**) May 15, 04

MARTY#%$@$

add me to msn kellytodak@hotmail.com

i wanna eat your shit, baby

ppcock · #9 (**permalink**) May 15, 04

i would've thought you'd hate me by now since me and that guy started going into racist jokes.

Kelster · #10 (**permalink**) May 15, 04

ahaha i'm 1/4 black. that's why i'm so dark.

so i showed my mom my pewk in the garden. and she was all 'i smelled it but i didn't know what it was, but you know you left the front door open last night'

Max Lazarus · #11 (**permalink**) May 15, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kelster

ahaha i'm 1/4 black. that's why i'm so dark.

so i showed my mom my pewk in the garden. and she was all 'i smelled it but i didn't know what it was, but you know you left the front door open last night'

You showed it to her?

Like, 'HEY MOM CHECK THIS OUT! Be proud!'

Oi, but I'm hardly one to criticize. Regardless, when you can't remember anything between telling people you're leaving and talking to a Skytrain constable several hours later it doesn't bode well.

Kelster · #12 (**permalink**) May 16, 04

ahaha oh max

i think you've pewked 75% of the time we've been drinking together ;)

i keep remembering shit i did last night...who took pics of my tits?

crookedking · #13 (**permalink**) May 16, 04

you people are hard core drinking pansies. we were only drinking for a couple of hours.

Max Lazarus · #14 (**permalink**) May 16, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by crookedking

you people are hard core drinking pansies. we were only drinking for a couple of hours.

Maybe you were, for me it was more like 5.

Which still isn't that long really, but at the rate I drink I reach saturation very quickly.

ppcock · #15 (**permalink**) May 16, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by crookedking

you people are hard core drinking pansies. we were only drinking for a couple of hours.

ouch dude.. ouch

i beat you at pool though.. so the night was still good.

crookedking · #16 (**permalink**) May 16, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Max Lazarus

Maybe you were, for me it was more like 5.

Which still isn't that long really, but at the rate I drink I reach saturation very quickly.

even five hours isn't very long.

pansy.

crookedking · #17 (**permalink**) May 16, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by ppcock

ouch dude.. ouch

i beat you at pool though.. so the night was still good.

BOOYA! i managed to hurt da ppcocky!

ppcock · #18 (**permalink**) May 16, 04

now that you're sober.

lets hit the commadore lanes for some outstanding pool matches.

unless you're a pansy.. Pm me lets hit it up at 7!

crookedking · #19 (**permalink**) May 16, 04

alas, my monetary situation will not allow me to go on another binge tonight.

:(

ppcock · #20 (**permalink**) May 16, 04

we're not going to drink.

Rytalin · #21 (**permalink**) May 16, 04

I guess they all just eat shit instead.

WHY DIDN'T YOU STAY AND SHIT IN THEIR MOUTHS MARTY??!?!!???

tested01 · #22 (**permalink**) May 16, 04

i'll kick all your mutehr fuckaen asess.WHAT

ppcock, you aitn shit, i'll smack yo ur bithc as up like there aint tomorrow.