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This one time I met this guy at a rav.. he had 3 tits and no hands. just a couple nubs on the end of his arms. He said his name was Euro-something... but I forget. Anyways, he was all sad and shit cos he couldn't fondle his tits.
So he asked me to do it for him and tell him how it was. I was on 5 blue dolphins and a rail of KD at the time, so I was totally down. They felt like oatmeal! I told him that and he jabbed me with his handless nub. It hurt like a bitch, so I grabbed the most etarded kid I could see within a 5 foot radius and got him to grab the dude's tits. He said they felt like grandma's slippers on poppers, so that was that. OMG MY NOSE IS BLUE!#@$%^ |
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IT WAS YOU!
oh man you have no idea how good it felt when you touched me nipples. i even tried paying a prostitude once to touch me, and she ran away..with the money. oh and for the records.. i chopped off 2 of me bitchin tits. now i's got one :) |
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FLAiL.HARD.OR.GO.HOME!
I'm fuckin sketched tha fuck out [[[12:44 in tha am]]] N' YAY! I get 2 stay @ my boyfriend's house ~ I'm not gonna be able 2 sleep most likely but oh the joy of listening 2 him snore ALL night long ... this should B fun
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