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Mar 17, 05
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PEOPLE who R MORONS SHOULDN't DRIVE fer fucks sakes*I have lost all faith in humanity
fucking MORON drivers n nearly KILLING me.
On tuesday night, round 9pm, I got in a car accident on i5 going southbound, toward the city.... jus out of northgate... i got hit by some moron trying to change into MY lane, WITH ME IN IT... hit me and kept fucking going... didn't even stop... wtf. and then i spun around 360 degrees, and halfway was facing the entire wrong direction, i could see all these headlights coming str8 at me... and then the steering wheel locked, and the gas wouldn't work, and i dont even KNOW how i got the right way again.... whoa. I was so fucking scared i could barely stand when i got out of my car... i was shaking so bad. it was so fuckin intense... then i was by the side of the freeway, by the median, waving my arms and yelling help me, and no one would. i was there for 20 minutes like that cry n waving my arms, and NO one would stop.... bunch of fucking assholes. finally someone stopped n i used ther phone to call 911 and my man. W.T.F. 
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city folk are assholes...
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oh god, have you ever driven in LA?
there, your turn signal isn't a request, it's an announcement. GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY, IM COMING IN! you'd better move or you'll have a big black lady in her big black escalade in your lap. we saw, on one freeway alone, 4 bumpers in the metal median guard rail where someone had ran straight into the median, got their bumper stuck in the metal and then just backed out of their bumper and drove away. so then you're peacefully driving along and you come around a corner and there's a bumper sticking out of the guard rail into your lane.
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Sorry to hear that hun, hope ur ok...
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apparently people here don't believe in turn signals.
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but yeah its pretty crazy down there... but not nearly as bad as New York city... driving there is nuts! I tried driving in India as well and that was pretty damn crazy too
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whoa yeah i bet india is wild.
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"gas, brake, honk; gas, brake, honk; honk honk honk." sound right? Last edited by impure; Mar 17, 05 at 06:10 PM.
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that's when you get scared.
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It's "gas, brake, honk; gas, brake, honk; honk, honk, PUNCH" and it's from the Simpsons.
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"Gas, break, honk. Gas, break, honk. Honk honk, punch. gas gas gas."
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I HATE Driving in Richmond... It's more akin to a Blood Sport than a "Sunday Drive" like in White Rock where a Calendar would suffice instead of a Speedometer.
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Mar 18, 05
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^^^^
For God's sake, it's more like some kind of geriatric or para- Blood Sport. People crawling around at sub-40, refusing to accelerate faster than a fuckin' golf cart can (my only guess is that they're trying to avoid the terrifying possibility that they might end up with a little more time in their day that they didn't use to infuriate people to the near brink of insanity), and hesitating--always hesitating; hesitating when changing lanes, hesitating when going through intersections, hesitating when the road bends ever-so-slightly... It's about time to get confident, stupid! And, come on, you know you're gonna crash anyways (that is why you're paying for all that extra liability insurance, right?); just get the fuck on with it and save us all some grief! Dear Translink, You're all a bunch of duplicitous whores. Refusing to expand our dinky little roads or hoping that traffic won't be a problem once you've managed to cram every last one of us on a bus, does not discourage people from driving. If we wanna drive, we're gonna do it come Hell or High Water, even if it means sitting for hours on end in gridlock, sucking in buckets of hot fumes, paying gas taxes out of our asses, just so we can end up parking a mile from our destination for some obscene amount (and still get ticketed anyways because those meter-maids--who could be none other than the very Spawn of Satan himself--are out to get me: (evidence...) I got a ticket on 34th at Dunbar for being parked facing the wrong way, on a residential street with no line, in the snow that I was stuck in, even though there isn't a single meter within 3km, all while I'm watching in horror and screaming bloody murder that they show me the slightest shred of decency if any good that was once in them still remained, only to get a smirk and an aneurysm-inducing "maybe next time"! Stop following me, dammit! Stay away or I'll cut you! There's nothing wrong with parking on the curb if people can almost get by!). Every other God-forsaken metropolitan area in America, Europe and Asia can attest to this; nothing--not gas shortages, not traffic, not fees or taxes--nothing can stop us. Here's my suggestion: once we've disbanded all the buses and condemned them to a fiery and smoldering hellfire of rest, we'll have enough money to start bulldozing homes to make way for the skyways and turnpikes. So please, stop letting those meaningless transit awards go to your head, and go fuck yourself already.
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