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Old Apr 28, 05
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The Breakdown: Messageboard Flaming and Those Who Make Poor Attempts At It...

Every now and then there is a post on any given messageboard that will absolutely explode. Most of these seem innocent enough at an initial glance; which is for the most part all they'll get. A lot of the time these messages are posted by people who no matter how well they can communicate in real life; they choose to try and "shorten" things up a bit by using absolutely horrendous spelling and grammar.

Quite honestly, this is something that most of us have come to accept.

But when you couple an absolutely inane post as was the start of this one and the comparable spelling equivalent of a mongoloid on a death dose of DMT. You've got problems right from the get go.

Usually these posts are finished by page 5 at most. As the original poster will start the thread. I hate to say it, but most of the time it's one of the female gender starting this downward spiral. She'll most likely be immediatley confronted by the message board "top stepper". These 'top steppers" are usually in there mid twenties working in the tech industry who are just looking to kill their 14 hour days. Gusto and Rawb are prime examples of such on this board. Essentially they help a community such as FnK or the much secret/now defunct "www.qgjpy.com" (quite honestly I can't even remember if that's the right adress), usually they'll start with a witty reply that doesn't tear the original poster apart too much, but is still being sensitive to others needs, which falls high on the scale of becoming "the fun guy/girl" on the board. These people usually keep things balanced by using there time to rip and more importantly replying or posting "inside jokes" in the HEY YOU section.

Because lets be honest, there's nothing like having a HEY YOU that only you and a select few will understand. Even if it only has to do with the person beside you shifting to let some gas out while watching last nights O.C..

Now I know this is getting a bit long, but I bare with me even though I'm pretty sure I've lost most of you within the first glance at how long this post is. I've decided that I'm probably left with a small majority of this board who have at least two neurons and synapses that are some what working in accordance to an average mental capacity.

Speaking of which, where the hell are we at???

That's right, we're moving our way down the messageboard scale.

For the most part these posts that are usually blatant screams for attention or meant to develope into some sort of self serving "cyber-aesopian moral". Let me put it into "dalyn" terms for you, "I DUMB HAVE FUN, GO WRONG, NO MORE FUN, I HATE WORLD". Now not only being feeble cry for help and reassurance that they're not wrong on their views from their peers is the main point of such a thing.

Now, this leads the with half a brain to see that this thread is "BLOWIN UP". The curiousity of the "independent" thinkers has been peaked. Now some of these so called "independent" thinkers will usually agree or disagree. It really is a crap shoot with this bunch. Usually they'll follow the advice based on what Vice Magazine is saying is hot this month, or the next two months as they like to refer to it.

This blow up in attention of the thread has already surpassed it's initial intent. Now some people that look to put an end to these ill willed shannnigans. Pretty much it has to do with doing the rest of the board a service by tearing the initial poster apart, more importantly followed by the pointing out of the stupidity of those on the group hug circuit. Which to be honest breaks down into three groups: #1 those that are friends with the poster #2 those that are so devoid of proper human interaction they'll support anything anyone says on the board #3 Those that are looking to HIT IT.

Now if you've made it this far I applaude you.

This gets us to those like EURO LOLLAR. Now these types are probably the most annoying. Initially they'll latch on to what ever aspect they can. This is self evident through any messageboard you'll come across. They spend their time devoting all things to "SAID" thing. Now this will last until someone tears their world away from them. Which happens quite often, mainly because these types invest so much into this one thing. Now all seems fine and dandy, verbal jabs will be exchanged; followed by a 1/2 combination by the person with a better understanding of the "WHOLE".

With what this thread has turned into we've seen pretty much the full spectrum of characters that we'll most likely come across. Which will leave those of you who have managed to make it through this lengthy post most likely have a decent understanding of already.

Essentially what this all boils down to is that this already lengthy thread has basically been dealt with three times over right now. Honestly though, all that EURO LOLLAR is doing is perpetuating the non-existent "comebacks" of an already lost girl.

What I'm trying to say with this somewhat epic post is, even though it keeps going; and apparently the longer your post or the longer you keep flaming the same person for the samething; someone is going to be a bigger loser than you.

But more importantly, you'll have at least twelve other people that can point out the obvious as well.
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Old Apr 28, 05
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Old Apr 28, 05
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^ I think that's mainly because your posts don't make me (and others) want to have an Anneurism(sp?)...
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Old Apr 28, 05
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^ I think that's mainly because your posts don't make me (and others) want to have an Anneurism(sp?)...
aww, you're sweet.
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^ cliff notes or

***edit: for cubed***
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Old Apr 28, 05
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How long did it take u to think and type this down ??? Was it worth it ?
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Old Apr 28, 05
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^^ What exactly are you basing all that "information" on?

edit: for Pubed

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Old Apr 28, 05
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Cubed

seriously

get a life

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Old Apr 28, 05
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How long did it take u to think and type this down ??? Was it worth it ?
i imagine he didn't really have to think aboot it. he probably just typed in what was in his head. that's why he got side tracked for a bit.
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Old Apr 28, 05
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Originally Posted by cubed
Every now and then there is a post on any given messageboard that will absolutely explode. Most of these seem innocent enough at an initial glance; which is for the most part all they'll get. A lot of the time these messages are posted by people who no matter how well they can communicate in real life; they choose to try and "shorten" things up a bit by using absolutely horrendous spelling and grammar.

Quite honestly, this is something that most of us have come to accept.

But when you couple an absolutely inane post as was the start of this one and the comparable spelling equivalent of a mongoloid on a death dose of DMT. You've got problems right from the get go.

Usually these posts are finished by page 5 at most. As the original poster will start the thread. I hate to say it, but most of the time it's one of the female gender starting this downward spiral. She'll most likely be immediatley confronted by the message board "top stepper". These 'top steppers" are usually in there mid twenties working in the tech industry who are just looking to kill their 14 hour days. Gusto and Rawb are prime examples of such on this board. Essentially they help a community such as FnK or the much secret/now defunct "www.qgjpy.com" (quite honestly I can't even remember if that's the right adress), usually they'll start with a witty reply that doesn't tear the original poster apart too much, but is still being sensitive to others needs, which falls high on the scale of becoming "the fun guy/girl" on the board. These people usually keep things balanced by using there time to rip and more importantly replying or posting "inside jokes" in the HEY YOU section.

Because lets be honest, there's nothing like having a HEY YOU that only you and a select few will understand. Even if it only has to do with the person beside you shifting to let some gas out while watching last nights O.C..

Now I know this is getting a bit long, but I bare with me even though I'm pretty sure I've lost most of you within the first glance at how long this post is. I've decided that I'm probably left with a small majority of this board who have at least two neurons and synapses that are some what working in accordance to an average mental capacity.

Speaking of which, where the hell are we at???

That's right, we're moving our way down the messageboard scale.

For the most part these posts that are usually blatant screams for attention or meant to develope into some sort of self serving "cyber-aesopian moral". Let me put it into "dalyn" terms for you, "I DUMB HAVE FUN, GO WRONG, NO MORE FUN, I HATE WORLD". Now not only being feeble cry for help and reassurance that they're not wrong on their views from their peers is the main point of such a thing.

Now, this leads the with half a brain to see that this thread is "BLOWIN UP". The curiousity of the "independent" thinkers has been peaked. Now some of these so called "independent" thinkers will usually agree or disagree. It really is a crap shoot with this bunch. Usually they'll follow the advice based on what Vice Magazine is saying is hot this month, or the next two months as they like to refer to it.

This blow up in attention of the thread has already surpassed it's initial intent. Now some people that look to put an end to these ill willed shannnigans. Pretty much it has to do with doing the rest of the board a service by tearing the initial poster apart, more importantly followed by the pointing out of the stupidity of those on the group hug circuit. Which to be honest breaks down into three groups: #1 those that are friends with the poster #2 those that are so devoid of proper human interaction they'll support anything anyone says on the board #3 Those that are looking to HIT IT.

Now if you've made it this far I applaude you.

This gets us to those like EURO LOLLAR. Now these types are probably the most annoying. Initially they'll latch on to what ever aspect they can. This is self evident through any messageboard you'll come across. They spend their time devoting all things to "SAID" thing. Now this will last until someone tears their world away from them. Which happens quite often, mainly because these types invest so much into this one thing. Now all seems fine and dandy, verbal jabs will be exchanged; followed by a 1/2 combination by the person with a better understanding of the "WHOLE".

With what this thread has turned into we've seen pretty much the full spectrum of characters that we'll most likely come across. Which will leave those of you who have managed to make it through this lengthy post most likely have a decent understanding of already.

Essentially what this all boils down to is that this already lengthy thread has basically been dealt with three times over right now. Honestly though, all that EURO LOLLAR is doing is perpetuating the non-existent "comebacks" of an already lost girl.

What I'm trying to say with this somewhat epic post is, even though it keeps going; and apparently the longer your post or the longer you keep flaming the same person for the samething; someone is going to be a bigger loser than you.

But more importantly, you'll have at least twelve other people that can point out the obvious as well.
Haha. Great read, cubed.

I encourage all of you to read it. And by that I really mean anyone who hasn't already bothered to, b/c you are the ones that really need it. If it's too long, break it down over a couple of nights.

Holy this thread got outta hand..!
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Old May 01, 05
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Taje note I didn't read this eniter thread!

Wait.. your concerned about one chick hitting on you.

I goto the met pretty much every weekend..... I dont think there's been one time where I havent had a chick hit on me, but I don't go freak and make a big deal outta it.
it's no diffrent then a guy hitting on you really.

What are you, a homophobe?!

Hell.. I had some 40+ year old native woman hit on me... the first time I was there. I'm not even gonna tell you what she did. but I didn't freak out, I just told her to please leave me a lone, and she did. She felt more embarassed then I did.

you shoulda read it,but its okay i never read every thing either,i THOUGHT she was hitting one me,insted she hit me,lol and thats what i was bitchin about,Id be flatterd if i was hit on by a female.
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Old May 01, 05
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and im only homophope towards guys,just cuz i think its ashame
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Old May 01, 05
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Originally Posted by ~*goddessa*~
that remark probabally really offended you hence your need to speak about how rough of a life youve had.

go back to the playground little girl.
That and/or im just trying to prove im not like every other female out there.



Hope you feel justified now:)
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Old May 01, 05
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my heart is gladdended that this thread is not dead :)
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Old May 01, 05
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Originally Posted by justa~gurl
hmm... shit happens..

maybe she was stereotyped you by the way that you looked and dressed just as you stereotyped other people as junglists, hicks or punks.. OR a lesbian, which by the sounds of it wasn't neccessarily true, otherwise i don't think she would have suckered you in the back of the head..
OR
maybe it was like back in grade school.. where you knew the person liked you cause they hit you... take it as a compliment

it's a common thing that happens .. unfortunately the anger rises out of having to deal with all the stupid girls out there who give most girls a bad name...and if you dress to fit that., a lot of people who have brains don't like it


p.s. i don't understand what you mean when you say that your friends obviously weren't jealous of the goths? why is that?
no just cuz sometimes if a person is made fun off it can be because of envy and such

AND I DIDNT SAY SHE WAS A LESBO,i just thought by the way she was looking at me she thought i was attractive,It was obviously the boose thou
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Old May 01, 05
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yeah that comment irritated me too, I think she is infact jealous of goths. At least they have the courage to be themselves without judging others or worrying about being judged by others. this girl is begging for acceptance from others and judging them at the same time... on a message board. I really don't understand the logic in that.

Acceptance,yes,i want others to see im not this prepped out broad everyone sees me out to be.Im not sum highschool level chick that everyone sees me out to be either,JUST CUZ MY SPELLING IS AT THE LEVEL,im not

Judging,NO I AM NOT,fuck how clear do i have to make things,I do not like to judge ppl b4 i know them,and thats infact wat all of you are doing,you dont know me,but youd like to think you do.
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Old May 01, 05
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I beg you, for your own sake, DON'T WASTE MONEY ON COLLEGE! You'll never have enough money to be able to afford enough education to make use of it.

Spend it on stripper boots and an outfit. Chicagos has open nights and girls don't have to be perfect there, so go check it out.


I bet this was the highlight of your day,does it make you feel better about yourself,putting others down,i bet it does.


and yes punk chix do have funky style. with crazy peircings and such,i duno or just chicks with a fucky style period
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Old May 01, 05
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so ur saying that being bi or lez is "twisted"? please do explain


no just females in general,i havent seen this thread for like 5 days,lol so im a bit off,hope that answerd your question
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Old May 01, 05
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i never said anything about not caring or caring, i dont really know what you're talking about. please dont assume i said something when i didnt.

your ignorance gets tiring, i'm not mad, mainly annoyed that you cant get anything through your head. if you would just read over the thread and THINK about the comments people have made and the way you've replied to them, then MAYBE you'll understand how childish you come off as.

and i agree with egor about your short temper, i think that's what triggering the type of responses you're giving

so i'm wondering, what does it mean when you say "i'm done"?

and if you want to sound a little more mature, dont call ppl names.

I love both bungo n playboi,But yes your temper is a lil short,and the calling ppl names part,would do everyone wonders -with out it



AND HOLY FUCK DID I MENTION HOW OFF THE HANDLE THIS HAS GOTTEN


its off the hard rilla

and i dont think gusto is being nice cuz he wants ass,i think hes being nice cuz he sees ima good person that has some good points,and hes standing up for wat he thinks is right.
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Old May 01, 05
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Essentially what this all boils down to is that this already lengthy thread has basically been dealt with three times over right now. Honestly though, all that EURO LOLLAR is doing is perpetuating the non-existent "comebacks" of an already lost girl.

What I'm trying to say with this somewhat epic post is, even though it keeps going; and apparently the longer your post or the longer you keep flaming the same person for the samething; someone is going to be a bigger loser than you.

But more importantly, you'll have at least twelve other people that can point out the obvious as well.
are you saying im lost ?

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Old May 01, 05
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::Yawns:: this drama has gotten old,i think ima go lookin to find new fresh drama to poke at












hahah its a fucking joke,so dont even bother to make fun of me,lol EVEN THOU you will



you fools fucking fuel me:)

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don't listen to the haters BabyStylez!
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holy crap.. props on all the responses kyla
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Old May 01, 05
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Cubed

seriously

get a life

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Did you even bother to read what he wrote?
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Old May 01, 05
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hows that saying go about arguing on the internet and the special olympics?
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