Honking your car horn.

[BenGiovanni]

hahah honking the horn at people driving home for a party at like 6 am....hahaha theyre still sleeping, the horn will litteraly make them shit their pants.

[charly]

Originally Posted by matéo

I give it two light taps on the steering wheel "toot toot" b/c I feel like its getting your point across without being angry "hey mister its just me" or "feel free to merge"

well personally if i'm driving and some moron almost hits me, i'm going to be a little angry.

two little taps won't always get their attention. i don't care if they know i'm angry or not, i just like to not get hit.

[Haze]

I enjoy sneaking up on joggers and screaming out my window as I pass. It usually gives them a good jump.

I dunno Akeel and I prefer drive by moonings ;)

- ë

[matéo]

haha you bitch Haze!!!!

Akeel's ass is worse then any horn.

[sinnerman]

I honk the second the light goes green every time I'm waiting at a red just to piss off the driver in front me. Every driver hates being rushed or told what to do because every driver thinks he's better than all the rest. Really, they all equally shitty drivers because it only takes one honk to make them too angry to think about their driving.

Besides, who uses the horn to say fuck you asshole, anyways? That's what the bumper's for.

[charly]

^ hah! i'm the type of person where if someone's trying to rush me, i take even longer just to piss them off. :P

[sinnerman]

The trick is to pretend that you're not actually upset, even though you really wanna kill the person. Like I'll hold the horn down for a full minute or two if someone in front of me is going left when it's restricted, but I won't gesture or scream or anything so it looks like I'm relaxed. It really confuses them.

Smiling & waving when someone honks at you--pretend you think they're only honking because they know you or smthng--is another great way to aggravate people. They're expecting you to be an asshole who'll flip 'em off in return, but instead you're all like, "Yes! I'm a motorist! Weeeeeee!" Then they get angry for having tried so hard.