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Banks
what i hate the most about them is, if you want to live a nice legal life, you HAVE to have a bank account. it's just not right!!! you have to give them money to so that you can get at your own money...again i say it's not right. AND YOU HAVE TO WAIT THREE GOSH DARN BUSINESS DAYS TO GET YOUR FRIGGIN CHECK. pardon the harsh words there, but i hate banks.
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Jan 29, 02
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i don't have a bank account no more...money went all gone too fast...banks are evil!!
so now i just hide it in my room..then i forget where it is...then one day..i find money...i like finding money..=)
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Jan 31, 02
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i literally had the worst day in my life (financially at least) today.
my rent was due today. i was supposed to get paid tomorrow, but i got my boss to pay me today instead. he had no problem with that seeing as he just put me on the payroll and i haven't seen a paycheck in 3 weeks (nor have i eaten a decent meal in such time thanks to this whole payroll mumbo jumbo). so i go to the bank. already worried that my paycheck isn't enough to pay my rent. buy a bus pass. pay phone bill(s). internet bill. i've been going to a different branch lately, cuz it's closer to my place. and they don't know me too well there. the teller, very quiet and bad english. me, kinda scrubby cuz i've been trekking in the snow after a hard day at work. so what does the guy do? he tells me he has to put a 5 day hold on my cheque.... for no reason! no fucking reason! it's the same process for me every other week, and i'v never EVER had a hold put on a cheque. this guy started muttering out crap about me having insufficient funds to cash a cheque. i'm sorry, but WHAT!?! i'm putting $32985723948 into this account, and you're telling me that's insufficient? that's not enough to cover my bank fees or something? LET ME TALK TO YOUR MANAGER.!!! "oh she's not in today" OK WELL FUCK YOU, YES I SAID FUUUUCK YOU IN YOUR "BANK" SO EAT ME DIPSHIT. i know this is all because i looked like a scrubby raver and i asked the guy for $500 cash. my account says that my ID was stolen (which it was over a year ago, and i keep telling them to take that note off my account, infact i've watched my usual teller take that note off before...) raver discrimination. fuck banks. so i had to fuckin' walk home crying and run to my mommy for a wad of cash. man am i gonna scream at the bank tomorrow. i'm gonna make a special trip and write a speech.
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Feb 01, 02
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And if that doesn't work, ask to see his manager's boss. And if that doesn't work, ask to see his manager's boss' boss. And so on. The squeaky wheel gets the grease. ][nkster
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Feb 01, 02
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Inkster's right.
Complain and something will happen. I deposited $3000 cash in order to cover a cheque for a rafting trip for 12 people. I write the cheque and then I'm told it didn't clear. I call the bank and I'm told they put a hold on the funds! THEY PUT A FUCKING HOLD ON CASH! I call my main branch in North Van and the CS lady starts apologizing and I can hear typing in the background. She tells me a few minutes later that she has just approved me for a Gold Mastercard and gives me the number over the phone so I can pay for the trip. How's that for service eh?!?? :c-tard: I was amazed that I got a credit card considering I had shitty credit from a failed business venture. I found out later that my branch manager overrode the system and authorized the card for me. So go complain LOUD and hard.
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Feb 01, 02
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oh of course i'm gonna complain
i've been writing my speech all day long on my way there right after i close up the office here... i'm all dressed up so hopefully they'll take me a little more seriously... as long as i don't make doofy remarks like "yea well fuck you too ham sandwich face"
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Feb 01, 02
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Bob,
I always wanted to get into a situation where I would be so fed up with the salesperson or CS rep that I would blurt out: 'No! You can just suck my dick!' *other person gives you that blank stare* 'Seriously... I want you to just suck my dick!' :107:
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Feb 01, 02
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dude i think i just got someone fired
lmao... i went to my bank (my usual branch, not the one i went to yesterday)... and the teller chick was like "aww hey bob what'sa goin' on yaooo!". i just made a sad face and all my problems were solved. she took the hold off my cheque, gave me a wad of cash, paid my visa, ra ra ra... then she called the manager over and got her to file some kinda complaint! the manager loves me too... her name's cheryl and she has big boobies. when i first met her she told me i smell nice and now she's a manager so i'm stylin'... anyways, i told her which branch the loser teller jewed me at. and she called them up and asked about this dude. i didn't know the guys name though, but they looked it up on the computer from my account history or something... and my manager chickie friend was like "ok u won't have any more problems with that branch bobby hun..."... the teller and the manager both agreed with me that the teller was just using his "discretion" on cashing my cheque. in other words, he stereotyped me, thought i was some punk raver scum and i was up to no good... i'm gonna go cash my next cheque at that branch and look like a god damn hobo(b) muahahaha... life is so damn easy when u go to the same bank for 15 years bahahahaha...
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Feb 01, 02
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If someone in CS is hassling you, go immediately to their superiors.
Half the time they don't have the power to change anything anyways. It's just unneccessary stress for the both of you. This method should especially been used when said superior has big tits. ][nkster
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