American news media
She's blonde!
She's 18!
She's a cheerleader!
She's missing?
In Aruba???
She's on CNN!
Every single day!
In other news, the girls home state of Alabama is recommneding its citizens boycott Aruba as a tourist destination until they hurry up and find their missing girl, or people related to her disappearance.
Aruba's tourism industry is said to be recoiling in terror at the thought that the dozen or so Alabama residents that know of its existence might not be inclined to visit anymore.
Last edited by Grapes; Jul 25, 05 at 11:12 PM.
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