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By the way, this is how you do satire:
Hitler II: He's Back And He's Blue Supremacist Music Still Rotting America From The Inside Out Racially charged supremacist music has been growing like a tumour in subcultures across America for years. Till now, it has been the providence of skinhead metal/hard rock bands with names like Ignorant Cunts, Skkkrewdriver, and Barney the purple dinosaur. Often musically inept and illiterate (except for Barney), these acts usually find release on small southern independent labels who sell to racially pure shops and over the net, which significantly limits their possible demographics. No longer satisfied with only preaching to the choir, the movement is going in another direction. This direction is aimed at snaring a much younger, more impressionable audience. Jinx and her sister Sheep are a pair of thirteen year old fraternal twins from California. Home schooled [read: sheltered and brainwashed] by their neo-Nazi mother June since they were born, the girls have already released two CDs under the name Prussian White. They are the Olsen Twins of the Blue Supremacist movement. In contrast to their fellow hatemongering rockers, PW's recorded sound rests on the young girls’ amateurish Children Of The Corn harmonizing, Jinx’s amateurish violin, Sheep’s totally amateur guitar, and amateurish hate based lyricism that always seethes with their mother’s racial supremacy suffering under a persecution complex agenda. Jinx was quoted by ABC and Blender as saying, “We’re proud of being blue, we want to keep being blue. We want our people to stay blue… we don’t want to just be, you know, a big muddle.” ‘Cause you know if you kiss someone of another colour, the blue gets immediately diluted and turns purple…that’s the level of intelligence we’re dealing with here. Michael Jackson aside, nothing could make you be any other race than the one you’re born in, but you wouldn’t know it by hearing that quote. Furthermore, they’re huge fans of Hitler and can’t stand the rumour that he may have murdered a few million Jewish people. Again, Jinx is quoted by bluerevolution.com as saying, “We don’t believe six million Jews were executed. There were not even that many Jews alive then. We know there were concentration camps but they had swimming pools and tennis courts.” You just can’t make that level of cognitive dissonance up…like three million instead of six no longer counts as mass genocide. How many died at the World Trade Center? Three thousand? Yet that seems like a pretty big deal to everyone. Wouldn’t the Happy Fun Camp Holocaust then be about a thousand times worse? You would think it’d at least me on par. Anyway, all of the issues they raise are obviously much bigger than the amount of talent they have to deliver them with, much to my relief. Hanson blows these pawns out of the water so there’s no real chance of them ever cracking the mainstream, especially in light of receiving a nine out of ten on the Nut-O-Meter from Blender’s article "Rock's Craziest Fanatics" (Blender being the best mainstream music magazine on the market). Still, they have gained some fanatical support from sources both given and unlikely. Despite not being able to play any multicultural event without massive protesting, the efforts of the Shining twins has been wholly endorsed by former Blu Blux Blan wizard David Bluke and, which is far more disheartening, the world’s biggest free pop culture rag, VICE Magazine. In fact, audio commentary by VICE editor Jesse Pearson and some other Blue Meanie to their pandered Prussian White interview on viceland.com sees the usage of the terms “chinks” and “pakis” when the guys discuss who’s having too many babies. Those two controversy for the sake of controversy hacks go on to emphasize how bad they think it would be if their dominant race became a minority in forty years [my question, who gives a shit and how does that affect you in any way?]. But most conflictingly, VICE begins their commentary by saying Prussian White shows that there is a difference between Blue Pride and Blue Supremacy, yet on their hit song “Blue Man Group Awake,” the chorus encourages dormant Nazis to “turn your fear into hate.” Well, newsflash, from their abundant strongholds in the US and Britain, the Bluwish are still kicking everyone else’s ass worldwide and I don’t see Martin Luther King Jr. or the Gay Pride people preaching fear-hate conversion. If it looks, acts, and talks like a supremacist and plays guitar like Charles Manson…it just might be a supremacist. Then again, if VICE wasn’t free, no one would read them in the first place. Otherwise, the most troubling aspect of the group remains their extreme youth and subsequent target age bracket. Just barely heading into puberty and trying somewhat hard to not appear bursting with skin based hatred, the only reason they’ve gotten any attention outside of Blan rallies is the threat they pose to other children. If you can hook them while they’re young, you’ve got them for life (just ask the pope, he was in the Hitler Youth). In fact, even my writing about them now could be adding to the problem; I had my doubts about doing so for just that reason. Even then, I give the average empathetic thirteen year old enough credit that they’d see through these hacks if they were ever confronted with them, and most kids have better taste in music. Pretty much everyone has enough of an ear to tell that anyone with a weekend of guitar/fiddle lessons and a rough understanding of English could make the exact same CDs as Prussian White. Just forget I said anything. {Note: this is a work of fact and satire based on the music and increasing press of a youthful white supremacist group. For your enjoyment, it’s suggested you listen to the VICE’s commentary in the following link: http://www.viceland.com/issues/v11n10/htdocs/hello.php. Then make up your own mind. I would like to note that I recognize the right of anyone to say pretty much anything, most beautifully illustrated by the First Amendment to the US constitution, and I expect the same in return. I do not object to the selling of this music nor the printing of VICE’s interview, though I obviously disagree with their message. Free speech is supposed to be just that. Peace.} |
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Pretty racist.....http://viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=121&country=ca
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Mangle: As a writer, don't you think its better to be able to speak your mind, regardless if it upsets the crowd, rather than censorship?
It's not so much that Vice is racist, it's that they loooove their shock value. I don't know if this has been said yet, probably has, but you are doing exactly what they would want, hyping up the mag. That audio commentary made some good points, you just got all worked up over them using derogatory terms to a visible minority, which btw, if you bothered to extract any of the worthy intel from that audio commentary, they aren't going to be a minority in the not too distant future. Racial pride is a topic that needs to be discussed more in a multicultural society. Alot of people are loosing touch to their traditions in the consumer culture, and quite frankly it makes me sick. A grey race isn't the answer to combat racism, that is the key issue in the article, and it is worth talking about. Sure you might want it to be more tasteful, but it's fucking VICE you are talking about for crying out loud. What did you expect, a disclaimer? I think one way to combat racism is to not allow racial slurs to have as much bearing as they have in the past. Again, that's not to popularize their use, it's more over to just get people to chill if it slips out as slang then make a fuss over it...ya got that, *****? PS Audio commentary. |
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If the people at VICE were actually racist and not just doing it for shock value, why would they have so many worldwide locations? Even in the audio article the one guys tells the other guy, "Hey, your gunna have a mix kid." Suggesting that one of the guys is dating another race.
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I think one way to combat racism is to not allow racial slurs to have as much bearing as they have in the past. Again, that's not to popularize their use, it's more over to just get people to chill if it slips out as slang then make a fuss over it...ya got that, *****? [quote] Wtf? Get out of the dream world and back into a thing called objective condition. Racism is alive and well, mainly because class oppression still exists and as a result people are still victims to it. It doenst matter if their are 100 people of Chinese heritage or 100 000, deragatory terms stick around because said racist behaviour (beyond slurs) is still in practise, not because people "freak out when they hear such language" Its like any prejudice, if you make sexist jokes, just because someone is okay with them, doesnt make them any less sexist, because women are still oppressed ie. paid less, exploitated etc etc. Its the tangible actions and inequality in countless environments that keep prejudice terminology in vogue, not peoples lack of ability to stomach decriptive vocabulary. Registering or being baited by someones shock talk is not falling prey to it, its calling it out, exposing it, and making people face it. The problem isnt the anger it MAY generate, its the apathy that greets it. Sooner or later you'll stop living in your head. |
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you think your calling me out on my spelling and grammar huh? FUCK YOU this is the interenet. and fnk no less, i type fast and furious WITHOUT editing. take your DICKSIONARY and.......pffft...i couldnt care less what you do |
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that was funny...karma times 10 for you. ..i think with your help this 'r-dawg' thing will catch on! |
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Conventional prejudice or racism never really had much to do with the severity or the continuous use of specific vocabulary, it had to do with how it had the ability to render said community desensitized, cynical or apathetic, and in turn the true sinister ACTS of racism where more easily introduced, reintroduced, perpetuated in a population. I really don’t mean to be offensive or prejudiced (too late) but what is the legitimacy of a comment such as the one I quoted when it comes from a white person living in N.America, who is relatively comfortable with their quality of life in terms of the essentials to survive, and who has talked in terms of not giving a real shit about educating people outside of themselves and their sectarian circle of close friends and family? Yes im sure you've faced prejudice, and yes im sure you know the score when it comes to what sort of world we live in, and yes im sure you are a non racist, and loving, and fair and yadda yadda, but really at the end of the day there’s a huge difference between ignoring jackass comments, and racist jackass comments, and really who the fuck are you to tell someone that racism should just be ignored, because really that’s all your fucking saying. |
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but come on now, we are talking about VICE magazine. i am not condoning racism in any way, shape, or form. Im just trying to say that VICEmag has made a career of pushing the envelope and being slightly offensive. i think this entire thread,evan though it means good, is a bit of a moot point cause after all...ITS VICE! again, im not saying its right. but come on....theyve been publishing this kind of shit for like almost 7 years now. |
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