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Old May 16, 06
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Banned for life

The following things are banned for life.

Riffing on the Mastercard ads:

(X) $50
(Y) $200
(Z) Priceless. ha ha ha!

Not funny anymore. Banned for life.

Also

Wacky soccer commercials that start off with just some shots of normal, every day life and then all of a sudden Whooaaaa!! There's a soccer game breaking out! And everyone's stopping what they're doing to get involved! Even that street vendor! Haha, he is so intent on passing the soccer ball that he cares not for selling his wares. And what's this? Look, international soccer stars have shown up and they're playing too!! Who could have predicted such an outcome! Soccer truly is the world game.

Yep. Banned for life.

At this moment I want to reiterate a banning I made in a post a long time ago, possibly on Electronic Dynasty. Songwriters, please pay attention: Rhyming "baby" with "crazy" is STILL banned. It's not like we passed over a grace period or something.

That's all I have for the moment, I'll let you know about any more in the future. In the meantime, if you guys could find the time to kill the people responsible, it would really be appreciated.
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Wacky soccer commercials that start off with just some shots of normal, every day life and then all of a sudden Whooaaaa!! There's a soccer game breaking out! And everyone's stopping what they're doing to get involved! Even that street vendor! Haha, he is so intent on passing the soccer ball that he cares not for selling his wares. And what's this? Look, international soccer stars have shown up and they're playing too!! Who could have predicted such an outcome! Soccer truly is the world game.
Wait until you get back and have to watch the new sydney crosby gatorade commercial.
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Old May 16, 06
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Wait until you get back and have to watch the new sydney crosby gatorade commercial.
Why wait....
http://firstinthirst.typepad.com/dar...dney_cros.html
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The only props that commercial gets is the cameo from the Hansen brothers.
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lmao i fully agree with the "riffing on the mastecard adds"... so annyoing
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"word on the street" should be banned

i fucking hate that saying
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"word on the street" should be banned

i fucking hate that saying
same with 'this track is siiiiiiick'
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Old May 16, 06
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"word on the street" should be banned

i fucking hate that saying
thats just becuase you work on the street and come across it so often.
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^myles you and i both know you can do better then that ;)
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^myles you and i both know you can do better then that ;)
yeah, maybe next time!
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yeah, maybe next time!
i cant wait :imeanwell
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girls who wear there underwear or bathing suit bottoms pulled up over their hips...it looks hideous ! this must be banned!
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Wait until you get back and have to watch the new sydney crosby gatorade commercial.
Hopefully it's not running anymore when I return.

I don't get it, why are they piling up their sticks.

I'm guessing they don't run the Bertuzzi Gatorade commercial anymore...
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I don't get it, why are they piling up their sticks.
It's a common form of dividing up teams in hockey.

AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A CANADIAN!!!
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Old May 17, 06
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yeah, maybe next time!
Word on the street tells me he don't give a fuck.

Now for the anti-thesis..... proper optical illusions..... never banned, ergo:



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Old May 17, 06
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Songwriters, please pay attention: Rhyming "baby" with "crazy" is STILL banned. It's not like we passed over a grace period or something.
what about "...blah blah blah want, blah blah blah need" ?

that one.. i dont like.
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I'm afraid I can't accept accept that proposal, Elliot, as it would result in the banning for life of one of my favorite Rolling Stones songs.
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Old May 17, 06
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girls who wear there underwear or bathing suit bottoms pulled up over their hips...it looks hideous ! this must be banned!
what about the fat girls. its a disease which they cannot help.
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girls who wear there underwear or bathing suit bottoms pulled up over their hips
Guys too.

Banned.

To quote Dennis Leary: "Pull up your pants!"
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Old May 17, 06
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people who wait in long lines at starbucks or tim hortons and then get to the front and go "hmmmmm now wwhhhhaaaat do i waaaaaaant. leeeeetttt meeee seeeeee" should be banned from going to any place that requires you to line up for a long time before ordering.

singing along to the music that is playing in your iPod should be banned. for fuck sake's only YOU can hear the music. for everyone else around you it just sounds like a terrible kareoke without music.

i'll think of more later.
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Old May 17, 06
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^^ thanks jake, my co workers looked at me funny when i started laughing at this lol
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Old May 17, 06
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dotting your i's with little hearts should be banned.
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ban that dumb saying^
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Old May 17, 06
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I'm afraid I can't accept accept that proposal, Elliot, as it would result in the banning for life of one of my favorite Rolling Stones songs.
it wouldnt have to be retroactive, necessarily.
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