No Tip For You!

[project.one]

So I just ordered some Chinese food.

When I ordered, I gave the guy pretty good specific insturctions on which door to go to and everything on how to find my place (Its not that hard!)

I get a call from the delivery guy. Cant find my house. Tell him again
He calls back. He is outside and cant find my door. Tell him again
Land Lady calls me tells me she sent him to my door because he was knocking on all the doors.
I found him outside. Took my food and then he gave me the reciept. I then showed him the EXACT directions WRITTEN ON THE RECIEPT! So I paid him, and then he askes. "So, its 17.50, should I just keep the 20?"
FUCK NO YOU DUMB FUCKING MORON! Give me my change and expect a word from your boss when you get back!" (Exact words!)

I called the resteraunt and talked to his boss.
WTF!
I give tips when they are due! You dont ask if you can keep the change!
His boss wasnt impressed either!

My landlady doesnt like it when this kinda thing happens. Espically when he goes to every door around the house knocking on all of them till someone answers!

ARRRRGGGG!
/vent

[Heffy]

i hate it when tips are EXPECTED, they are earned... if i dont have a drink in front of me within 10 mins of being seated, sorry! :P

[justShell]

now i want chinese food....

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by Heffmeister

i hate it when tips are EXPECTED, they are earned... if i dont have a drink in front of me within 10 mins of being seated, sorry! :P

fuck that.. if you sit at a table, you should have a menu in front of you right away, and a drink in front of you in the time it takes her to write down what you want and go get it.

After that, it's up to the kitchen, so their job is just to make sure you're doing ok.

[prozac]

^ as a longtme server, i agree completely.

[craz_e_blossom]

This just proves how many people in this world are fucking stupid!

[Clayton.]

I would tip him anyways.




I can't help it though i have a big heart.

[craz_e_blossom]

^^^
Did you accidently eat a pill because lately you have been a little too nice...Holy bag of plur! You make me sick sometimes...I thought you were cooler then that!

[t-skywalker]

iwas so hung over last night i tipped the delivery dude 6$ and im a cheap asshole...when i relaized what i did for a 19$ delivery i was all wtf did i do and the guy didnt even deserve it

im a certified bartender and i fully agree about tip factor...working in jasper i made sure i was nice and made dope drinks to get dope tips.

sorry matty sounds like ur pretty pissed off...i at least hope the food was good=)

[project.one]

Food was good! Only mad at the delevery guy!

[Clayton.]

Originally Posted by craz_e_blossom

^^^
Did you accidently eat a pill because lately you have been a little too nice...Holy bag of plur! You make me sick sometimes...I thought you were cooler then that!

I'm sorry Paige i'll make an effort to be more jaded and a bigger asshole for you in the future.

[craz_e_blossom]

Thanks <3

[C_squared]

I would have done the same thing.

Matty, I bet you if it was a super hot chick delivering your food, you probably would have tipped.

[baby-phat]

pfft.. what the hell. Your place is actually pretty easy to find.
And what's so hard about going to the side of the building to your door. *shakes head* What a dummy.

[tiedye]

^^^^
probably not with cash though

edit, for C Squared

[project.one]

... super hot? well... no no i couldnt tip even a super hot chick. This was outright STUPID!

[t-skywalker]

hahahaha i hate >>>stupid<<< chicks...

[Ms.Tarantula]

Originally Posted by C_squared

I would have done the same thing.

Matty, I bet you if it was a super hot chick delivering your food, you probably would have tipped.

cleavage or no cleavage?

It makes a difference...

[project.one]

mmmmm.... cleavage :P

[craz_e_blossom]

Originally Posted by Ms.Tarantula

cleavage or no cleavage?

It makes a difference...

Your cleavage is gold! Was it your boob that I licked at Sheldon's I can't remember!

[Ms.Tarantula]

Originally Posted by craz_e_blossom

ur cleavage is gold!

mmmmmm gold cleavage...

* I mean *

WHAT??

[project.one]

Tips for everyone ;)

[baby-phat]

Gotta have the cleavage! *drool*

[craz_e_blossom]

Originally Posted by Ms.Tarantula

mmmmmm gold cleavage...

* I mean *

WHAT??

Your cleavage is awesome morron! I think I licked your boob! lol