my pet raccoon... - Page 7

prozac · #**151** (**permalink**) Jul 14, 06

ugh so many of these threads lately.

why don't they just die when they should? more importantly, why can't I stop opening them?

craz_e_blossom · #**152** (**permalink**) Jul 14, 06

edit for tiedye My life.

tiedye · #**153** (**permalink**) Jul 14, 06

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Originally Posted by prozac

ugh so many of these threads lately.

why don't they just die when they should? more importantly, why can't I stop opening them?

someone has to fill the lower ranks of the ladder... otherwise we wouldn't have such a nice view.

and because it's entertaining.

Man am I feeling egotistical today.

prozac · #**154** (**permalink**) Jul 14, 06

^ ha ha

Grapes · #**155** (**permalink**) Jul 14, 06

Well if it becomes some big thing obviously she's going to lock it up to avoid proving me right.

My point is that people who constantly say how much they don't care are full of shit. Everyone cares about how other people see them.. that's what human beings are like.. unless you're part of that tiny percentile that are clinically psychopathic.

So don't front.

prozac · #**156** (**permalink**) Jul 14, 06

so...I was just wondering...what kind of grapes?

Table grapes? Green or Red? Chardonnay? Merlot? Shiraz?

Grapes · #**157** (**permalink**) Jul 14, 06

The me kind.

tiedye · #**158** (**permalink**) Jul 14, 06

I'm assuming Merlot... he seems like a decent chap.

prozac · #**159** (**permalink**) Jul 14, 06

edit: I just remembered merlot is actually easy to pick...nice big bunches of grapes.

prozac · #**160** (**permalink**) Jul 14, 06

ok let's get back on topic in a smooth transition:

racoon + grapes =

tiedye · #**161** (**permalink**) Jul 14, 06

I was thinking of Pinot... the ones I like.

Kenny · #**162** (**permalink**) Jul 14, 06

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Originally Posted by miss.myra

I love it, another thread gets ruined by someone unprovoked stirring the pot.

Wow, that never seems to get old.

So all we need is some kind of bitchy girl "whatever I'm a bitch and I don't give a fuuuuck and that attitude is the most original ever!" post followed by that retard special olympics picture to make this even more cliche!

Threads on fnk are like a bad relationship.. Always arguing over the stupidest shit.

Grapes · #**163** (**permalink**) Jul 14, 06

"Nothing fights!"

/dane cook

Red Army · #**164** (**permalink**) Jul 14, 06

dane cook's my hero...

Carrie · #**165** (**permalink**) Jul 14, 06

Hi thread.

I enjoyed the read about raccoons, trance, grapes and etc...

so .. who's fighting with who now.

ps nicole, what kind of playgrounds do raccoons enjoy? and do you want to help me build it?

crackdragon · #**166** (**permalink**) Jul 14, 06

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Originally Posted by crookedking

people who use fnk go to the eighth level of Hell :(

just the eighth? Iwas hoping it would shoot me right into the ninth... eighth is like the lineup outside a club night

Vitamin-X · #**167** (**permalink**) Jul 14, 06

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Originally Posted by craz_e_blossom

I like that you named him bandit...Raccoon's are so cute...If they were friendly I would want one as a pet :)

You can, but you have to grab them young.
And at around 7-9 years old they start to turn nasty on you.
Personally I'd think they would be problematic with their quick hands and all.
Never keep a pet that can turn on the tap.

Fangle · #**168** (**permalink**) Jul 14, 06

A year ago my 2 roomates and i were all woken up by the strange and loud sounds of two raccoons having sex in a tree.

crookedking · #**169** (**permalink**) Jul 15, 06

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Originally Posted by crackdragon

just the eighth? Iwas hoping it would shoot me right into the ninth... eighth is like the lineup outside a club night

correct me if i'm mistaken (but i'd rather that i was right), but isn't there only seven levels of Hell? fnkers get sent to the secret one that even the Devil himself is scared of going to.

-evil-duerr- · #**170** (**permalink**) Jul 15, 06

the first time i saw racoons was down here last year.
I was smokin a blunt, and 5 of them rolled right in front of me mindin their own shit.

they look cool. they remind me of hamburgler. the little dude who likes to steal cheeseburgers from clowns.

Grapes · #**171** (**permalink**) Jul 15, 06

Hahaha hamburglar!

Give this man the "Best in thread" trophy!

Perfect description of the critters that I saw in action at that cafe at the north end of Stanley Park. They were just waiting for tourists to hang around, not paying attention to their snacks. And then BOOM they were swiping their claws at plastic bags like they were piniatas. Jackpot.

crackdragon · #**172** (**permalink**) Jul 15, 06

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Originally Posted by crookedking

correct me if i'm mistaken (but i'd rather that i was right), but isn't there only seven levels of Hell? fnkers get sent to the secret one that even the Devil himself is scared of going to.

It varies, ancient greek had just 1 lvl, all the way up to 666 but thats D&D lol

craz_e_blossom · #**173** (**permalink**) Jul 17, 06

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Originally Posted by Vitamin-X

You can, but you have to grab them young.
And at around 7-9 years old they start to turn nasty on you.
Personally I'd think they would be problematic with their quick hands and all.
Never keep a pet that can turn on the tap.

I'd potty train him too...It would be sweet!

impure · #**174** (**permalink**) Jul 17, 06

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Originally Posted by crookedking

do horses fuck donkeys?

i guess you really don't know where mules come from.
little known fact, 99% of mules are sterile, therefore you can't breed mules from mules. so they'll never be a pure breed.
the only way you'll get a mule is when you cross a horse with a donkey.

there's so many possibilities to that though because they have mini donkeys and horses, and then mammoth donkeys that people breed to bigger heavier breeds of horses like belgians or percherons.

crookedking · #**175** (**permalink**) Jul 17, 06

you were right! i didn't know where mules came from. but come on...how many people really know about that mating process?