People stealing your lunch at work....

How fucking old are you to steal my lunch?!?!?!?!

All of you are over the age of 20, act like it.

Big jerks....

first my berries, now my lunch.

sad panda. :(

[Heffy]

thats wack.

i personaly would never steal somone's lunch, i mean, think about it, how do you know the level of cleanliness of this persons kitchen, or their adherence to hand washing? oh yea, not to mention that stealing is wrong... :p

[project.one]

Time to break some legs!
TIME TO UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY!

[wishbone]

i was going to be a smart alek and say it was the berry thief but you already beat me to that reference :(

ps:
lunches here go missing so much i want to purposely put a note in the bottom of a decoy lunch's tupperware of spaghetti or something that says 'you have just injested a rare poison, please contact security for the antidote'.

[Heffy]

Originally Posted by projectone

Time to break some legs!
TIME TO UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURRY!

"furry" is that some kind of killer bunny or somthing?

[cutienikki]

Like Ross in friends when he gets that anger problem LOL

honestly though that sux :( is there another place u can store it?

[Mangle]

That's unreal. As if working isn't bad enough.

[project.one]

Originally Posted by Heffmeister

"furry" is that some kind of killer bunny or somthing?

Or time for matty to practice typing again!

[b0ld]

some son of a bitch did that at work not once but 3 times... stole my sunkiss orange juice (the one in the glass bottle) ...... ya well found out who the punk was after I put heaps of metamucil in it..... that son of a bitch paid dearly.... he almost shit his pants they had to push him while in his chair to the bathroom so he wouldn't explode while trying to make it there...

[Heffy]

lol!!! thats awsome dude.

[project.one]

I remember that happining at the call center I worked at back in Kelowna.
Put stuff on some food then leave it in the fridge!
We put some kinda pepper sauce on some pizza that enduced vomiting or something, I dont remember.
Pizza went missing, and 2 punks in the corner started vomiting and shitting their pants in the cafe!
Managment wasnt pleased, but they didnt look for us, since I think they lost their lunch a few times due to these kids as well!

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by Heffmeister

"furry" is that some kind of killer bunny or somthing?

I always thought they were people that got sexual pleasure by dressing up like animals...

[prozac]

Originally Posted by Heffmeister

"furry" is that some kind of killer bunny or somthing?

behold, P1's new avatar:

This is the third time that someone has stolen my lunch. It is starting to get under my skin.

I am always the nice person who brings in donuts or baked goods on Fridays. Why steal my lunch?

Why not steal the one lady who everyone hates?

[wishbone]

Originally Posted by b0ld

some son of a bitch did that at work not once but 3 times... stole my sunkiss orange juice (the one in the glass bottle) ...... ya well found out who the punk was after I put heaps of metamucil in it..... that son of a bitch paid dearly.... he almost shit his pants they had to push him while in his chair to the bathroom so he wouldn't explode while trying to make it there...

hahahaha that's worse than my note idea.

[Grapes]

"Hello.. yes... what! When did that happen?? Well how much of it?.. I see.

Homer, I have to go. Someone just ate part of my lunch."

[cutienikki]

Originally Posted by Avana

This is the third time that someone has stolen my lunch. It is starting to get under my skin.

I am always the nice person who brings in donuts or baked goods on Fridays. Why steal my lunch?

Why not steal the one lady who everyone hates?

she might have a really gross lunch? nice ladies = nice lunch?

[wishbone]

Originally Posted by Grapes

"Hello.. yes... what! When did that happen?? Well how much of it?.. I see.

Homer, I have to go. Someone just ate part of my lunch."

*gives handful of sugar from pocket*

[project.one]

I say get someone to spy on your lunch then take down the motherfucker who steals your lunch!

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by Avana

This is the third time that someone has stolen my lunch. It is starting to get under my skin.

Two words: Laxative

Just make sure you don't end up eating it yourself.

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by projectone

I say get someone to spy on your lunch then take down the motherfucker who steals your lunch!

In general people tend to wait until nobody's looking to do stuff like that. And it's kinda difficult to keep a full-shift-watch on the lunchroom.

[Clayton.]

So what was in your lunch? must have bin pretty good to be worth stealing.

[Lee]

Originally Posted by projectone

I say get someone to spy on your lunch then take down the motherfucker who steals your lunch!

I won't lie - I raged around the office for 20 minutes looking for the culprit. I checked garbage cans as well as desktops. The fucker was sneaky.

:(:(

my co-workers have noticed the stress from Apex in me for the last few weeks, they just think I have gone off the deep end cause of the not so nice co-worker.

[Hot Karl]

mouse trap on top of your food in a paper bag.

those new fandangled ones, all plastic with them cool serrated teef. next time will be th 4th lunch. that's gotta be $20-40 bucks now. to be paid back with blooooooooood.