Quote:
Originally Posted by FireWire
Q: What's the difference between Surrey guys and Surrey girls?
A: Surrey girls have a higher sperm count.
Q: What do Surrey girls do when they wake up in the morning?
A: They go home.
I hate jokes like that. It just shows what that particular city represents - skanks and whorish lifestyles. People think it's funny to joke around like that but it really isn't - it's a sign that there is a problem in the city, and no one is doing anything about it.
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seriously, man. Have you been to surrey? Just look at the girls around you and you'll see why these jokes exist.
on friday, on my way home from work, we were stalled at Scott Road Station for like half an hour. I ask, "So, anybody got any good jokes?" and one of the guys I work with says:
How do you attract a Surrey girl?
*shakes the change in his pocket*
The best part was how no more than 5 minutes later, a chick wearing a hella-low-cleavage-cut hot pink shirt, like 5"-heeled come-fuck-me-boots and a whole ensemble that clung to her skin like celophane steps on our train...