when someone steals your morning paper

sidekick · #1 (**permalink**) Jul 31, 06

effffffff uuuuuuuu

Skitzo_Style · #2 (**permalink**) Jul 31, 06

heh i use to jack the paper closest to my bus stop every morning when i was painting. it was different though cause the person had a STACK of complimenty issues that he would had out to people. i do not think i would do that again though.

sorry jake for being a part of the problem. :(

thechix0r · #3 (**permalink**) Jul 31, 06

That sucks, is it one of the ones you pay for or is it just one of the local free papers, because those you can just get again, but it sucks when your paper gets stolen that you pay for

mapleleaf4ever · #4 (**permalink**) Jul 31, 06

Those bastards!

I just take the complimentary Toronto Sun from Pizza Pizza if it's around.

g!ggles · #5 (**permalink**) Jul 31, 06

Sorry that totally sucks! This kept happening to a friend of mine in her apartment building. Someone would always steal the papaer from her front door. So she made a sign and stuck it on her door. The sign was hilarious. I actually have a copy of it hanging on my wall b/c I laughed so hard.

TO THE PERSON WHO HAS BEEN STEALING MY NEWSPAPER:
I CAN'T AFFORD TO BUY MY OWN LET ALONE BUY ONE FOR YOU TOO.
I WORK HARD FOR MY PAPER AND APPARENTLY YOU THINK THAT YOU DO AS WELL. PLEASE STOP TAKING IT AS IM SURE THAT YOU WOULDN'T APPRECIATE SOMEONE TAKING YOURS EITHER!

Grapes · #6 (**permalink**) Jul 31, 06

Post what you said in your journal.

Grapes · #7 (**permalink**) Jul 31, 06

Fine, I'll do it:

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i hate when my morning paper gets stolen. i hope whoever stole it gets black ink all over their fingers and it rubs off onto the sandwich that they are eating for lunch and ink gets into their stomach and then into their blood and liver and they die a slow and painful death of liver failure over several years while their family watches by the bedside unable to do anything to help.

Skitzo_Style · #8 (**permalink**) Jul 31, 06

^^^

that's just fucking weird......

Grapes · #9 (**permalink**) Jul 31, 06

If you have a problem with weird you shouldn't even be on the internet.

prozac · #10 (**permalink**) Jul 31, 06

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Originally Posted by Grapes

If you have a problem with weird you shouldn't even be on the internet.

QFT ! !

sidekick · #11 (**permalink**) Aug 01, 06

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Originally Posted by Grapes

Post what you said in your journal.

i meant every word.

Skitzo_Style · #12 (**permalink**) Aug 01, 06

heh that's pretty extreme jake!

i'll definatly make note never to steal your newspaper!

sidekick · #13 (**permalink**) Aug 01, 06

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Originally Posted by Skitzo_Style

heh that's pretty extreme jake!

i'll definatly make note never to steal your newspaper!

it was 7am and i was pissed, PLUS i hadn't had my coffee yet. PLUS, i have to go down 11 floors to the front of my apartment to grab my paper because my landlord won't give the globe and mail a key to the building since i'm the only one that orders it. bastards.

Skitzo_Style · #14 (**permalink**) Aug 01, 06

wow. that does suck ass bud.

Grapes · #15 (**permalink**) Aug 01, 06

I didn't have a breakfast in England that didn't involve reading The Guardian.

#16 (**permalink**) Aug 01, 06

http://www.bootstrike.com/LaughterHe...newspaper.html

I don't have audio at work, so im not sure this is the right prank call, but I think it is.